Tommy Croc

New to @AuradonPrep_RPG! Tick-Tock Croc's son. Bi/Gay/Ships with Chem. Literate/Descriptive. Known as #LostBoy RT?

|| I've seriously damaged my shoulder recently so don't know how much time I can spend on here.

Sighs, pouting. "I'm sorry. I'm chill." xitter.cf/sereneturtle/status/77…

"Your eyes are right there, think I'm gonna poke my fingers in there?!" xitter.cf/sereneturtle/status/77…

I come back and people are still talking about sex, two hours later.

"My dad's a croc. Shapeshifter. Kind of." shrugs. "It's difficult to explain." xitter.cf/wittysorceress/status/…

"Snap snap." Winks playfully. xitter.cf/wittysorceress/status/…

"Like cat napping but I'm not a cat." xitter.cf/wittysorceress/status/…

"One word: pleasure." xitter.cf/purespirited/status/77…

Broadcasts a video of both a male and female masturbating. "THIS IS MASTURBATING. FOR GOD'S SAKE."

Withdraws himself from this conversation. Cannot deal with so much innocence.

"Masturbating is when a guy strokes the sausage and a girl flicks the bean."

"Doesn't she learn from school?!" xitter.cf/eacprincss/status/7732…

"I /did/. It's called puberty. Don't you masturbate?" Pause. "Flick the bean? Rub the tub? Strum the guitar?" xitter.cf/to_atlantis/status/773…

He nods. "Yeah, I guess. I'm just shocked that all these guys don't know." xitter.cf/eacprincss/status/7732…

"She don't speak English." xitter.cf/eacprincss/status/7732…

"Uhm..." Points to her chest. "Boobs, and.." Puts his hand on his hair, then points at her crotch. "Hair downstairs" xitter.cf/to_atlantis/status/773…

Facepalm. xitter.cf/sweetfairyjane/status/…

"Neglect." Rolls his eyes. "It's appropriate for you to learn the moment you start to hit puberty." xitter.cf/to_atlantis/status/773…

Wants a boyfriend. Hmf.

"I'm pretty sure it's the first thing they cover!" xitter.cf/dark_demoness_2/status…