If your mom, wife, or sister has helmet hair? You might be a Mormon.

If your religion ultimately lead to polygamist ninja burglar women? You might be a Mormon.

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If you need someone to tell you what to do in absolutely every aspect of your life? You're either a Mormon or a kindergartner.

If you don't think @SenMikeLee is a giant pud? I'd guess youre a Mormon.

If you constantly pray for and thank God for the "moisture" outside? You might be a Mormon.

If you are a dude that still bleaches your hair? You're probably not a mormon actually, youre probably a really big douche bag.

If you have horrible taste in music? You might be a Mormon.

If you have really bad hair? You might be a Mormon.

If everytime you do a good deed you combine it with, "Here's a book I'd like you to read..."? You might be a Mormon

If you love to be told what to do? You might be a Mormon.

If you are under the impression that your religion gives you tradition, honor, and spirit? You might be a Mormon.

If you often cooking gross, bland food? You might be a Mormon.

If youre a girl that wears bows or ribbons in your hair and you aren't a toddler? You might be a Mormon

If you violently hate Obamacare, but you dont really know why? You might be a Mormon.

If you think BYU football is still relevant? (Aka its still 1984) You are definitely a Mormon.

If you enjoy pioneer day? You might be a Mormon.

If you expect every meal to "nourish and strengthen" your body? You might be a Mormon

If you still have a "Mitt" sticker stuck on the back of your car? You might be a Mormon.

If you still watch "The Big Bang Theory"? You might be a Mormon.