i’m looking for a VC girlfriend. having talked to 100s of VCs and founders, here’s why i’m 100% serious that this is a win-win: - i’m raising my series A for @KoyalAI in a few months. If you backchannel me, we’ll both get to Series B faster. - i’ll be your scout for founders before they get to YC/a16z. My DMs are full of ambitious people starting companies. - i can take you to nice restaurants and you can expense it as “diligence.” - you probably take better care of yourself than most founders. You can womansplain biohacking to me - most of my friends are founders who hate VCs, so you’ll get a front-row seat to the gossip. I expect the same privileges in return. - we’ll never have to argue about who pays for coffee chats. Your fund does. - if the relationship works out, great. If it doesn’t, we still generated deal flow for our respective organizations. - we probably won’t get bored talking about tech, but can also go to burning man. please DM or tag relevant friends. 23+ years old, seed and above, serious inquiries only, thx. again, not a joke. X do your thing.