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YouHadOneJob

@YouHadOneJob

Random musings on people who f--- up the only job they have.

Joined June 2010
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(closes book) "He loves him." (opens book) "He loves him not."
Limp Bitchtits (@sphincter_crumb) profile pictureLimp Bitchtits@sphincter_crumb6 May 2021
This layout designer had one fucking job @YouHadOneJob
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Poll: is this a typo? Or is an 11st just a person who specializes in the number 11?
Katiepants πŸŒΊπŸ’•πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ (@pantskate) profile pictureKatiepants πŸŒΊπŸ’•πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ@pantskate4 May 2021
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@YouHadOneJob 🀣🀣🀣🀣
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This is one of my favorites, haha. The only thing that would make it better is if all the license plates were the same.
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Who needs a can to shotgun a drink?
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly (((mrswifey))), Esq. (@mrswifey) profile pictureRapid Unscheduled Disassembly (((mrswifey))), Esq.@mrswifey7 May 2021
Do cups need solid bottoms? Who can say, really? New entry in category of @YouHadOneJob:
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Vess@VessOnSecurity7 May 2021
This is surely worthy of the @YouHadOneJob account.
BleepingComputer (@BleepinComputer) profile pictureBleepingComputer
@BleepinComputer7 May 2021
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I don't know about you, but I plan all of my emergencies.
π–‘Όπ–€£π–₯§π“…ͺ Bobby & Lila π“…ͺπ–‘Όπ–€£π–₯§ (@bobbyandlila) profile pictureπ–‘Όπ–€£π–₯§π“…ͺ Bobby & Lila π“…ͺπ–‘Όπ–€£π–₯§@bobbyandlila10 Apr 2021
⁦@YouHadOneJob⁩ πŸ˜‚
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speling is hard
Antonio Gotti (@goatthee) profile pictureAntonio Gotti@goatthee11 Apr 2021
Cc @YouHadOneJob via @LoStataleJonico
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You'd have to redo the stationary, business cards, stickers for the backs of frames, not to mention hiring someone to remove the S and recenter Jos'...renting the ladder. All for what? Not looking dumb?
πšπšžπš πšŠπš—πš’ π™ΏπšŽπš›πšŽπš›πšŠ (@ruwanijourno) profile pictureπšπšžπš πšŠπš—πš’ π™ΏπšŽπš›πšŽπš›πšŠ@ruwanijourno12 Jun 2015
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@YouHadOneJob #possessiveapostrophepetpeeve
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What? Ancient Roman thermometer.
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I know I'm not supposed to know that guy, but I know that guy. Thanks, @squintar
squintar (@squintar) profile picturesquintar@squintar8 Feb 2021
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Seems like someone hates their editor.
YouHadOneJob (@YouHadOneJob) profile pictureYouHadOneJob@YouHadOneJob7 May 2012
Sh*t Yourself for summer. #youhadonejob twitpic.com/9iigwz
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Watch your step...
Aleksić (@Architecta) profile pictureAleksić@Architecta29 Jan 2021
Ovo su projektovali loΕ‘i djaci |@YouHadOneJob #YouHadOneJob to do it properly
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haha this is hilarious @NaughtyPolitics
Naughty Politics (@NaughtyPolitics) profile pictureNaughty Politics@NaughtyPolitics11 Jan 2021
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@youhadonejob #Trump had one job: to be a president, not a #fascist. Whether it be through #Biden's inauguration, or #impeachment... bye youtu.be/qVJ8-HwIQlc
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Hahahaha. Thanks for the amazing find, @alexberger56 xitter.cf/alexberger56/status/60…
alex berger (@alexberger56) profile picturealex berger@alexberger5612 Jun 2015
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@youhadonejob publisher had one job...
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Great find, @rurude. "Hey, I take photos and I frame. I don't grammar good." xitter.cf/rurude/status/60950258…
πšπšžπš πšŠπš—πš’ π™ΏπšŽπš›πšŽπš›πšŠ (@ruwanijourno) profile pictureπšπšžπš πšŠπš—πš’ π™ΏπšŽπš›πšŽπš›πšŠ@ruwanijourno12 Jun 2015
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@YouHadOneJob #possessiveapostrophepetpeeve
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Apparently headlines are exempt from said revision. Great find, @NickMoyes xitter.cf/NickMoyes/status/60965…
nickmoyes.bsky.social πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@NickMoyes) profile picturenickmoyes.bsky.social πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦@NickMoyes13 Jun 2015
This from my local school. Who says standards are slipping? @youhadonejob
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The Nice Find award goes to @theatheistteach Big thanks for this gem. xitter.cf/theatheistteach/status…
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Thanks to @jonnycrowe for this one. Watch the spacing, people. xitter.cf/jonnycrowe/status/6097…
Jonny Crowe (@jonnycrowe) profile pictureJonny Crowe@jonnycrowe13 Jun 2015
Treacherous L and I combination @youhadonejob
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Metro (@MetroUK) profile picture
Metro@MetroUK17 Jul 2012
You had one job, road marking painter. One. Job. ow.ly/ci4gZ
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Oopsies. twitpic.com/aaxghe
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