Momoh Pujeh 🏴

'RnB' should be 'BnR' cause this Sade got me hard af.

Sometimes the best offense is a loaded hand gun

Good for Kanye liking the Jews again after seeing Jonah Hill in 21 JumpStreet. Make sure he never watches 22 JumpStreet, he just gonna go right back to being mad.

Start gambling on gambling. Will he risk it all or won’t he? Gotta check his stats. 🤔 🔍 single male alcoholic hates father knows nothing about sports? Oh you betcha. That’s a lock.

Damn, left my loaded gun on the train.

Only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed at which a comic exits the room after bombing. - Neil Degrasse Tyson

The anteater is the only animal named after what it eats, besides the shit comic.

If my last words ain't "of course I want more gold flakes in my champagne you peasant," then I died a fucking loser.

I miss the good old days when people sold their souls for talent. Straight mids can't be good for the devil. ROI out of wack like shit.

Would've Lol'd if he like gripped his chest and dropped dead, and the mfer filming just watched him die.

Allen Iverson was my favorite basketball player growing up. His nickname was 'The Answer' the question being "what scares the shit out of old white people?"

We need to have a discussion on UBI, we can also discuss UB40.

Put a baby down for the first time in a while. Oh how I’ve missed killing babies.

People who don't need glasses should not be allowed to wear glasses. Fuck your fashion sense. What's next? Accessory wheel chairs? *rolls up* You wanna ride shawty?

Ben Simmons just another dude who moved to Brooklyn from Philly and now all his friends left and he’s like wtf am I doing here. Def been there bud.

Who tf is Harry Styles?

Fall down 7 times, stand up 8, consult a doctor and find out you have vertigo.

Dear God, if you're listening, don't let me fall asleep on this bus again and end up in Brownsville.

If you’re feeling sad, or down, you probably did something to deserve it. Piece of shit. You know what you did.

I'm the A.I. machine learning program that's mainly for small talk. I'll revolutionize conversation in the upcoming decade. -- ChitChatGPT