@Yonepatchi

🏳️‍🌈 Pokemon vgc + tcg | Teacher & Bio Tech Student 📚| 28 in Ghoul Years | @kingdrec1out 🤍 @fcbcarmor @boneboxgames @PolisPoolhouse

 Tampa, FL
Joined February 2024
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I think it's just because you look like the world's first successful head transplant
Maia Poet🦎
@thepeacepoet99Oct 25
I’m becoming increasingly convinced that anyone who says that I look like a man is trying to gaslight me. As a reminder: the only requirement to being a woman, is to be a female (XX) adult human being.
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Sunny🔜Locals@Brain_Frog_6h
First birthday as a wife 💍 RIP 🪦 to my 20s and into the dirty 30s 😜
Sunny🔜Locals@Brain_Frog_Oct 24
First pre-release as a wife 💍
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TCR | shenasty 🎃@shenastyTCG5h
shefancy more like it 🍸 ✨
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Calvin Connor@CalvinConnorTCG7h
11/2234 at the Puebla Regional Championship With Hammer Pult, I ended up making a huge mistake by taking a tie in my last round because I didn’t realize the Static Seating table was also on the win-and-in. That’s completely on me, and I’ll be better next time.
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zam
@zamdotethOct 25
I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer
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forgotten_roads@RoadsForgottenOct 25
Replying to @Yonepatchi
only documented case of this
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Michael Orthodox ☦
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CooperBaggs 💰🍞
@edgaralandoughOct 24
Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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TCR | shenasty 🎃@shenastyTCGOct 25
Replying to @Yonepatchi
I was thinking of you when the picture was taken. Can you tell I’m quivering and quaking
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TCR | shenasty 🎃@shenastyTCGOct 25
Deluxe Bomb SV07: Stellar Crown (SCR)
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living dead girl💔@sauceyy__Oct 23
The psych doctor in the orphan (2009)
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Blake Falls@KaguyaFallsOct 24
Texted my friends that I got an early registration link for Atlanta Regionals and sent it to them. When they clicked on the link, it took them to a page listing their last 37 regional losses. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our prep server’s cybersecurity training course
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how i felt in 2021 after putting 🇯🇲/🇨🇳 in my bio when i found out my great great great grandfather was chinese
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cyn@noclippledOct 24
stop being afraid of losing people and remember you are also a great loss too. someone will spend the rest of their lives trying to search for someone with qualities like yours.
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Matt Jordan.@pittman_matthewOct 24
dnd ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ don 🧸@donthastunnaOct 23
JT about to get on IG post a sexy ass picture and go about her day
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fox ♃@inahoneym00nOct 23
the fact that you can be with someone for 10+ years and still get cheated on is nauseating to me
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Spiritomb@SPIR1T0M8Oct 24
my grandparents went to rome and cried when they saw the pope and i was like y’all are doing too much but hes like their arceus so its serious for them
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Siren the radical feminist@radfemsirenOct 23
This literally proves hypergamy wrong. You can be loyal to an ugly moid for years and he’ll still cheat on you
Shokan
@shokanzladeOct 23
Hypergamy so bad that even a quirk chungus can pull off massive homewrecking scandals with celebrities in 2026.
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dude LMFAOOOOO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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