#ChicagoMarathon next year I will be inside if you #Sub3 #Target

Rays Brewers World Series. I will NOT be there. #RapeManfred #MVPete #RapeCraigCounsell

Sox, Guardians, or Tampa out of the AL 😭😭😭😭😭 Genuinely fucking #RapeManfred

Just saw someone eat a mayo banana onion sandwich #CastlePines

FUCK @GlenLoyer I HATE YOU

Investigate Jared Verse

Roommate just said this isn’t an intriguing primetime matchup #rape #youdontknowball #grittyball #arod

If 3B ump calls this a check, we win the game. Investigate MLB.

If @TITMONSTER5 tries to lower my rates one more time I'm telling the BV about that poor girl.

Kid from UIUC Law just tried to connect with me. #NonTarget #NoOffer

Pedro Ramirez 0-2. #ICE

Start Tyson Bagent #ColoradoSchoolofMines #D2 #CastlePines

Philadelphia and San Diego are #gay cities

yes, I am an Illinois basketball fan #killyosef