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My husband left me for another woman. Turned out to be the best thing that happened to me as it was like looking after a child, who sat about all day & ate crap food. Saw his new partner in Asda, looking tired & with a trolley full of frozen nuggets. I laughed so hard I cried
Can someone tap Patrick Mahomes on the shoulder and remind him there's a guy named Travis Kelce that he can throw to? He's easy to find he's #87. He's had 0 targets tonight. WTF?? @Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom
Did I just watch Temu @harrymack finish in 2nd on @AGT ?? WTF?! OH HELL NO!! Give me the real Harry Mack all day, every day!! Harry...take him to school and show him what's up!!
An Arizona bus driver had a BAC of .221 while driving kids on a field trip. Cops were suspicious when they saw a bus driver who was happy.
@PhilSimmsQB is a lying piece of shit!! I couldn't care less about the @Giants but for Simms to say “I told some of my friends and people around me, ‘I’ll let him have it in a second.’ I said ‘Can you just help it a little and make it better?’ And then renege. Trash 1/2
Hey @PhilSimmsQB Abdul Carter could make it better!! Only 1 of you has any shot of sniffing the HOF. Spoiler alert...it's not you. Honor you word.
Sammy Hagar and Alex Van Halen are feuding. The situation is being closely monitored by your uncle with a mullet.
According to a survey, over a third of us hate it when a friend asks us to help them move . . . a body.
Creed's reunion tour already sold one million tickets. Just in case you need any more signs that the world is ending.
Trying to watch Mississippi St vs. Arkansas. But listening to @TheRonSlay makes it unwatchable!! WTF is that stupid voice he does when he tries to be a Bill Walton wannabe?! Thank you God for a mute button!!
There is no such thing as "Valentimes Day"!!
It' s Valentines Day. Period. And I'm not talking about typos in text. I'm talking about people who speak it out loud because they're idiots
Climate change? What climate change? Seriously? C'mon man...
