Chat GPT wrote this tweet omg isn’t that amazing?

If there are any viable strategies for an individual to reestablish a stable and well-defined existence in the world of 2026, let me know. Because I'm about 99% sure the vast majority of conventional routes and methodologies to do so are completely shot to shit at this point.

Literally everything is gradually getting worse, but it's become so commonplace and normalized it feels odd to acknowledge or mention it at all. Decline in any form should be rejected and remain noteworthy and unusual. Any and all bullshit should be identified and documented.

If you ever clicked the boost button that's sad.

Amazon wouldn't let me post my review of their deliberate strategy to sell stale food products so here it is instead: Amazon says "freshness guaranteed" but stale and no longer has a "best by" date on the package. No longer going to purchase.

Yes

If you love the Chevy Corsica than The X-Files is your show.

Did you just look up the mosh girl meme for literally no reason whatsoever?

Hey Google/YouTube and HBO along with the multitude of other video apps can we all agree that your startup sounds are bullshit and that you're not an operating system? Thanks.

Finding a tube of the 2025 nicotine lozenges from before they all started tasting like dirt with whatever the new formulation is.

Be on the lookout for polishing compound residues on dinnerware plates bowls etc. from Amazon. The stuff will slice your fingers up and is very likely an extreme respiratory hazard never mind the ingestion concerns. To remove it, scrape off under running water. Avoid inhalation.

At what point do I just say well nevermind retirement was a pipe dream anyways and just cash out my 401k? Because we're definitely heading that way penalties be damned.

I still use BD-Rs. Bought tons back when dirt cheap. You haven't truly lived until you've filled up a 128GB BDXL disc.

Are they just lazily making up subscription services now to see just how much money the dull will cough up voluntarily? TF is Monsters and Nightmares