@Ylime150

I’m neither joking nor serious, but another secret third thing

Joined May 2009
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Trump is currently hosting a $1.5M a plate dinner, days after he told every day Americans that maybe their kids can have 2 dolls.
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It’s about time for messy buns to come back. I’m calling it
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I feel so insane with how much I enjoy Missouri/st. Louis. I bought myself a souvenir at the airport while going somewhere else. I’m the #1 tourist here.
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Many things have changed since I was 16, but Jukebox the Ghost has been a constant. So wonderfully nostalgic 💕 @JukeboxtheGhost
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The hold that Nick Jonas’s diabetes had on us in 2008 was insane
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Mixed cds are important because some songs just sound best wedged between an early 2000s club song and MGMTs Electric Feel
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It’s so hard telling if your parents are showing early signs of dementia if they’ve always been out of their fucking minds
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Spotify opened at work and I forgot my air pods at home and Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941) began to play on max volume I'd rather it have been porn they're calling me Gladys
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Accidental Pink Floyd.
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How do I text my therapist “can I cancel this week, I watched a TED talk and I feel healed now”
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Wine at Cracker Barrel for my birthday
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She is brat
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oh to be sitting on a grassy hill in Germany watching the eras tour for free
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@cryeyesviolet_27 Jul 2024
i see free concert for many ppl 😂
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I’m really happy I’ve ended up in this timeline
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Just a general annoying reminder that if you let go of controlling your life and trust the universe to guide you, good things will fall into place so easily
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Pleading insanity in small claims court
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