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i'm a riot

South Africa
Joined June 2009
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You can judge a lot about a person's character by what they laugh at.
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When you put your pride aside and message them... but u get left on read
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Breaking News: Reliable sources reveal that Donald Trump is actually Cthulu. The absurd hairdo isn't absurd at all. It hides the tentacles.
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'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
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Wow!!!
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Most neanderthals were redheads.
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You see yourself 6 times more attractive in the mirror than you really are
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The actually pronunciation of "Seuss" sounds like "voice" with an 's'
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In Rio, the only Olympic event that really matters is your body’s ability to fight off an infection.
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According to researchers, Monday mornings are so depressing that on average, human don't crack a smile until 11:07 a.m.
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Kurt Cobain's hometown of Aberdeen, WA, has a welcome sign that reads "Welcome to Aberdeen, Come as you are."
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Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves
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2% of people on this planet have green eyes.
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The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.
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A 99-year-old man divorced his 96-year-old wife after 77 years of marriage because he discovered an affair she had in the 1940s.
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