i'm a riot
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Breaking News: Reliable sources reveal that Donald Trump is actually Cthulu. The absurd hairdo isn't absurd at all. It hides the tentacles.
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'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
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Laugh of the day: xitter.cf/beschizza/status/75959…
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In Rio, the only Olympic event that really matters is your body’s ability to fight off an infection.
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According to researchers, Monday mornings are so depressing that on average, human don't crack a smile until 11:07 a.m.
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Kurt Cobain's hometown of Aberdeen, WA, has a welcome sign that reads "Welcome to Aberdeen, Come as you are."
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The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.
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A 99-year-old man divorced his 96-year-old wife after 77 years of marriage because he discovered an affair she had in the 1940s.
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#Restaurantwars Supper: Hot air waffling ~ Overinflated ego and shouty bellowing ~ A miasma of self importance ~ Delusional piffle £0.25p
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Taste is influenced by color. Scientists have found that hot chocolate tastes better in an orange colored cup.
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« A man who suffers before it is necessary, suffers more than is necessary. » Seneca is.gd/4xfuog
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Well Ravi Shastri has always maintained a cricket ball can 'go like a tracer bullet'. Maybe a cricket bat can sounds like a 9mm? #OscarTrial