@YesIamArchie

I am not your Ex / Computer Psychiatrist/ IT Guru / Microsoft and Oracle Uncertified/Metallica / Casual drugs / His Royal Avocadolence /Cheers and Beers

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2012
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My mum would to talk in syllables whenever she was whooping my ass " Si-ni-li-ku-ambia u-si-e-nde-le-e " 😂 😂 😂 #AfricanMumChallenge
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I remember going to Kamlesh Pattni's church when he became brother Paul
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Scenes😂😂😂
Edzil Saliba Timber@Ednah___Oct 14
Ukipata 6K, sacrifice uchukue ticket ya Meat Up Fest mamae hutawahi regret networking iko huko utameet na MDs,directors,ceos, generational wealth itakufuata.
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Ukipata 6K, sacrifice uchukue ticket ya Meat Up Fest mamae hutawahi regret networking iko huko utameet na MDs,directors,ceos, generational wealth itakufuata.
Kerry 🇰🇪
@kerubo_hillaryOct 9
I have always wanted to go to the Meat up Fest and was looking forward to their December edition Wamerelease ticket prices na single ticket ni a whole 6000??!!
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Pastor Kanyari caught his driver red handed siphoning fuel from his charity Bus, accompanied by two thugs. The driver had already pocketed KSh 10,000 before being forced to reverse it. Should he be fired? But why are Kenyans like this? There is no jobs, Those who have it are not trustworthy!
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Ole Teya
@TeyaKevinOct 14
Lazima nchi ipewe heshima
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Brooo
.@eagiesbetterOct 13
I’d suck the last dick that was inside of you just to see what you taste like.
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Even World Star Hip-hop is stunned
WORLDSTARHIPHOP
@WORLDSTAROct 13
beg ya pardon?!?😭😭
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Which steak is perfect?
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Umalaya ni sanaa na sayansi ya kuuza sukuma mchana na usiku kuchuuza kuma ikiwezekana.
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For Kenyans tea without milk and sugar is not tea, it's just medicine.
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Question for expats: What is the most confusing Kenyan thing you've experienced? For me as Kenyan, the most confusing white people thing is people jogging for fun in the rain.
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Kenyan sojas, Let's call South Africans to another round of meeting
Jaco Kleynhans
@JacoKleynhansOct 11
I'm not Jewish. I'm an Afrikaner (South Africa). And I am a Zionist.
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Rathbone
@_rathboneOct 12
Apartheid recognize apartheid.🤝
Jaco Kleynhans
@JacoKleynhansOct 11
I'm not Jewish. I'm an Afrikaner (South Africa). And I am a Zionist.
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Nyama ya mia mbili haiwezi lisha mtu mmoja siku hizi.
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The heat levels today in Nairobi makes me think I am somewhere in a middle east desert.
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.@eagiesbetterOct 13
I’d suck the last dick that was inside of you just to see what you taste like.
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beg ya pardon?!?😭😭
.@eagiesbetterOct 13
I’d suck the last dick that was inside of you just to see what you taste like.
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Jehofah
Joyline Chebet
@JoylineChebet1Oct 14
Dry Kalenjin men and other stories
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Umekula kizungu Jana nyamaza. Na inaitwa Menstrual
Mikefromeast👣🇹🇿@mikefromeast255Oct 13
Replying to @mikefromeast255
Kenyans are weak and pathetic. In Tanzania you would find comments like "Fvck you" "Suck my dck" "M*therfvk" but in here its all "your president is in menstral circle" "you dont know english" "Neanderthals" Have some balls boys and foreheads🤣🤣🤣
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Ukitutolea Housing Levy nitakuwa natuma mzinga statehouse kila mwezi
Edwin Sifuna
@edwinsifunaOct 14
Is he done ranting about the 24K I pay for his housing scam because kuna hii 43k I pay every month for his SHA scam we also need to discuss. Tukimaliza hio ndio tuongee juu ya the 500k in PAYE he takes every single month and splashes on tea and mandazi pale state house all the while insulting us the taxpayers that carry the burden of his greed. In 2027 we are cutting the fat out of our budget to bring relief to all Kenyan workers. The housing levy will go with Ruto.
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