Comedian. DF Writer. VO Actor. HA HA Hot Sauce creator 12 years sober

Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2014
Comedy Club pay hasn’t changed in 30 years.
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What do I think of the Trump Elon split? It’s TARIFFIC!
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It’s been bugging me, but I finally figured it out.
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Any shoe collectors have any info on these? Value? Found at an estate sale
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Oh an economic black out you say? So the thoughts and prayers of school shootings. Got it.
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These are the faces of people who jacked off to the files
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If you’re writing jokes about Gene, you’re a hack, man.
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Any #phish people coming to LA- just announced my Wook Comedy show. Get tix
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Finally the real computer dorks do something
NEW 🔴 Screens at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development were hacked today, displaying the message: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”
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Here’s the thing about “Free Speech” comedians- they just want to punch-fuck words into their acts to be edgy. You’re actually hurting free speech. By not writing actual jokes- you prevent good comedians from the freedom to use them. It still has to be funny. Ya fuckin’ dweebs.
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Come see a show and buy hot sauce in LA or the Central Coast CA this week.
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Well, the Dumpster Fire Circle of Life is Complete.
So many fake protests paid for by the same corrupt NGOs that @DOGE is defunding
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Normalize calling your male friends hunks
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I remember as a kid lying in bed waiting for Santa to come. Then the awkward silence as he got dressed to leave.
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“he is RISEN” - I whisper to my erection
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