Southpaw. Autodidact. Drummer. RSS & Instapaper power user. Very heavy reader. Into science, NFBC, nature. I listen to music like it’s my job. Rays, Bucs, FGCU.

Joined April 2009
What is it about this same joke that MLB accounts simply can’t resist?
The Packers have scored their third touchdown of the game against the Bengals but make it baseball
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Garrett Mitchell GRAND SLAM Brewers lead 17-0 in the fifth, will clinch playoff spot with win.
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There are 5-6 secret additional hours between 1 and 3 am if you know how to do it correctly. This will take years off your life and make you look and feel like shit but also it is peak Going On The Computer Time
Once you completely unmoor your sleep schedule from the rising and setting of the sun, you can access new, formerly grayed out sections of space-time, sort of the dust in between the stars, and most crucially, use it to cram 48 to 96 hours worth of screen time into one single day
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He,,,, should tighten his groin EVERY start imho
Skip Schumaker said that Jacob deGrom was dealing with groin tightness through much of his start today. That’s what the mound visit was about in the sixth and that’s also why he didn’t come back out for the seventh.
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I think this was ultimately the right move.
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i’m not even kidding when i say this might be the greatest photo ever taken. the aquatic animal seemingly becoming avian, the rays perfectly creating the illusion of an angel with one wing. the composition, the timing, the accidental divinity. Cinema.
Descending from Heaven. In Florida’s Homosassa River, a manatee appears suddenly in the sun’s rays, like a vision. 📷 Sylvie Ayer
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Automattek Absolute Lock
I pray you join me on Eli Raridon first TD 65/1 It probably won’t win but it will be exhilarating
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My one flaw is I have been known to take random dinner leftovers, add sour cream, cheese and hot sauce, roll up into a tortilla and it eat that shit as a burrito.
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holy shit. tristan buckmaster is saying openai has a forced navier–stokes blowup via the córdoba / martínez-zoroa program. and that it may have used drafts from his and levent alpöge’s private codex sessions. that’s the córdoba / martínez-zoroa route. almost nobody else was on it. he also says the first prompt went out after information about his and levent alpöge’s work reached openai. that “very little human input” was not true. that a whole team had already been set on easier problems, including euler. that even the prompt they showed him was written by prompting codex. then he asked: did the model have their private codex sessions. no answer on training. if any of that holds, openai didn’t just scoop a math result. they may have done it off two researchers’ unpublished drafts, then tried to cut the coauthor because he works at anthropic. a millennium-problem-adjacent result just became employee drama before an ipo. i don’t even know which part is crazier. this is one of the slimiest things i’ve seen in this industry.
I deleted my previous post. I'm just going to post the entire statement page by page. It's a complicated situation. Statement: cims.nyu.edu/~tristanb/state… cims.nyu.edu/~tristanb/euler… cims.nyu.edu/~tristanb/ipm.p… cims.nyu.edu/~tristanb/bouss… github.com/tristanbuckmaster…
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tristan buckmaster just published a statement that is, if accurate, one of the ugliest things i’ve read out of a frontier lab. not because of the math. because of what happened after openai found out two people were about to beat them to the punch. buckmaster and levent alpöge spent a year pushing the córdoba / martínez-zoroa program to smooth forcing. august 15 they got blowup for boussinesq and 3d euler. lean-verified august 22. they were paying openai out of pocket and dumping every draft into private codex sessions. the program is obscure. almost nobody else was on it. this was not “paste the clay problem into a chatbot.” then this: > thursday sept 3, buckmaster emails openai privately. rumors are flying. he is trying to stop a mess, not start one. > they reply the same day: give us details so we can “avoid competing.” also, want free compute? > sunday they suddenly need a call “at any point today.” sebastien bubeck gets on. levent is not invited. > openai says an internal model has a ~100-page proof of forced navier–stokes blowup. fefferman options c and d. the exact route buckmaster and alpöge had quietly chosen. > they show him a prompt and claim the model was “simply given the problem statement.” levent is told “very little human input.” > that falls apart on the same call. a whole team had been on it. they started on the unforced problem, warmed the model up on easier equations including euler, and even the prompt they showed him was written by prompting codex. > he asks when the first prompt went out. they stall. then agree: the past few days. after information about his work reached openai. > he asks whether the model was trained on, or had access to, the private codex sessions where they put every draft of this project. > answer: the model does not look up user data. > he asks again. about training. > no answer. then it stops being a science story and becomes an hr story. > offer 1: you post euler. we post navier–stokes the next day. > offer 2: after you post euler, you alone write the navier–stokes paper, credit our model, and we cut levent. > bubeck says twice he wants levent removed from authorship because he works at anthropic. he declines both. he says if they release it that way, he goes public. the reply is not a scientific objection. > “why would you ruin your career?” > “if you don’t want me to be nice, then i don’t have to be nice.” later, a text to levent proposing a one-on-one: > “i don’t know if tristan is being fully rational right now.” that is not how you treat a collaborator. that is how you split one. openai got word two researchers were closing a path almost nobody else was on. they spun up a team on that exact path. they would not answer whether the researchers’ unpublished drafts in openai’s product were used. they tried to dictate the announcement order. they tried to remove a coauthor because he works at a competitor. when that failed, someone reached for a career threat. this is a lab finding out academics were about to publish, sprinting the same narrow program, refusing the data question, and trying to manage credit around a rival affiliation. really slimy if even half of this holds. what the fuck is happening.
holy shit. tristan buckmaster is saying openai has a forced navier–stokes blowup via the córdoba / martínez-zoroa program. and that it may have used drafts from his and levent alpöge’s private codex sessions. that’s the córdoba / martínez-zoroa route. almost nobody else was on it. he also says the first prompt went out after information about his and levent alpöge’s work reached openai. that “very little human input” was not true. that a whole team had already been set on easier problems, including euler. that even the prompt they showed him was written by prompting codex. then he asked: did the model have their private codex sessions. no answer on training. if any of that holds, openai didn’t just scoop a math result. they may have done it off two researchers’ unpublished drafts, then tried to cut the coauthor because he works at anthropic. a millennium-problem-adjacent result just became employee drama before an ipo. i don’t even know which part is crazier. this is one of the slimiest things i’ve seen in this industry.
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>sam altman: "we tried this because there were rumor on the internet" >rumor: math professor close to solving navier-stokes >the professor: using codex for a year >openai: has all his logs >checked every codex session tagged to N-S >found the most promising one >spun up 10,000 agents to finish the proof where he couldn't >they got caught >told the guy if you say anything you'll destroy your own career >he ruins his career over this >openai: "we did not see his work" >also openai: "we cannot rule out that de-identified data from their usage helped improve our models" they stole it lmao
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go fuck yourself @sama claiming that you solved navier stokes because 10000 agents ran in circles for 88hours on a multimillion dollar gpu cluster to formalize in lean a blowup case under controlled external forcing is pure scientific vulgarity the clay mathematics institute millennium prize does not ask m whether you can artificially force a singularity in a fluid by injecting an ad hoc smooth external forcing term f(x,t) to twist the vortex until it breaks the real problem questions the fundamental stability and global smooth existence for 3dimensional incompressible euler & navier stokes equations under natural conservation laws and viscous dissipation alone using a mathematical loophole on forced equations to parade a century old victory is a major conceptual scam Altman technically & epistemologically what you present as an agi breakthrough is nothing more than bruteforce combinatorial autoformalization the ai did not understand fluid mechanics it simply navigated a continuous search space previously mapped out and constrained by the monumental work of human mathematicians like tristan buckmaster/ levent alpöge / diego córdoba or tarek elgindi coordinating 10000 agents to check the logical consistency of a 100 page proof via lean is a software engineering feat and computational parallelization triumph not an intrinsic scientific discovery it is the victory of the compute bulldozer over abstract human intuition repackaged for the public as a higher mathematical consciousness to this theoretical imposture you add a disgusting ethical and industrial cynicism taking advantage of private codex sessions and informal preprints from academic researchers to siphon their research leads and then trying to redact or erase the contribution of levent alpöge under the pretext that he works at rival anthropic is intellectual serfdom openai behaves like a feudal lord of silicon appropriating the cognitive subsistence of independent scholars threatening their careers behind closed doors if they protest and turning community academic labor into a privatized pressrelease this entire staged event serves a desperate financial agenda in a pre ipo panic facing the slowdown of scaling laws and growing investor skepticism over the profitability of foundational models openai needs to manufacture an artificial sputnik moment claiming to solve a millennium prize without immediately submitting the proof to traditional peer review means using the prestige of fundamental mathematics as cheap marketing fuel to inflate a delusional valuation!!! real science is not a clout chase on social media or a compute spike spent to rob the clay mathematics institute it is a quest for elegance physical truth and universal rigor to decode reality true artificial intelligence will not emerge from hostile corporate takeover of academic work hidden behind computational bruteforce but from architectures capable of generating new conceptual paradigms by masquerading constrained formalization as the collapse of physics greatest mysteries you did not solve navier stokes you only proved how far silicon valley will go to prostitute scientific integrity for capitalist spectacle
We’re sharing a solution to the Navier-Stokes Millennium Prize Problem, one of the deepest problems at the frontier of mathematics. The proof was produced by a group of agents, using an OpenAI next-generation model significantly more capable than GPT-6 Astra. The problem concerns whether the description of smooth three-dimensional fluid motion modeled by the Navier-Stokes equations can break down. It has remained unresolved for roughly 90 years.
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They’re gonna “manage his workload” by playing him in the field and then pulling him mid-game as opposed to just, I don’t know, letting him DH? Masterful gambit.
Aaron Judge: In right field, batting third in return
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Me seeing hype tweets about players I don’t roster anywhere: “Look at this shitty engagement farming… low-effort, backwards-looking ass account.” When it’s a player I do roster: BETTER SEND THIS INFORMATIVE STAT-LADEN TWEET TO EVERYONE I KNOW
Rafael Devers in his last 15 games: 💥.421 AVG 💥9 HR 💥22 RBI 💥295 wRC+ Just so fun to watch right now
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share a beautiful album cover
share a beautiful album cover
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Why would anyone do drugs when you can simply swap Aaron Judge into your lineup?
Aaron Judge (rib) will return to lineup on Tuesday.
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a penis has a sad life. His Hair is a mess,his family is nuts,his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him
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Replying to @YancyEaton
That’s the good stuff right there
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Tyler Phillips this week: 10 IP. 7 Ks. 2.70 ERA. 0.90 WHIP. 2 Wins. $1 add in my Main Event. Feeling emboldened. 💪
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