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TWITTER GIVEAWAY! We're excited to give away 3 bottles of @ELFragrances's warm weather-friendly Oxford Bleu today!
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#180 I'm not an asshole, I'm not a douche bag, & I'm not a dick... I'm a "Gentlemen" but I guess that's not what the girls are looking for馃毝
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When I was a kid, all I wanted was Tom Hank's apartment in "Big". #IStillDo
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I swear some people were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
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If you had to choose between a billion dollars or world peace, how many bedrooms would your mansion have?
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I have the unparalleled ability to do absolutely nothing while simultaneously fucking everything up.











