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my uncle forgot how to pee for like a year
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"STALIN WASN’T A FASCIST" Okay explain this
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Replying to @AlexisuwuAlexis
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Not a Communist at all but this quote is too good to not be posted: "'My hemorrhoids affectionately greet your penis." -Frederick the Great, to Claude Étienne Darge, July 1750
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The Daily Mail very competently speculates that "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim," is to blame for a man climbing into a tiger pen and getting mauled to death at a UK zoo recently. Owing to the fact it features "large sabre cats."
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🚨 WATCH: President Trump is unable to be heard at a ribbon cutting ceremony after major networks like ABC, Fox News and CBS stage a boycott on presidential press coverage
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Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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If marx used the term 'wagerape' instead of 'labor' we would have social democracy by now
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The main character of Orthodox Twitter is back.
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Facebook recommended me a TCC group
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Now that my pursuit of Wi-Fi is over, I realize that was my purpose. I have nothing now. The world is rife with opportunity, but I've simply peaked. There's nothing left for me. good-bye,
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If you laugh, you lose everything
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18/4/75 Deng Xiaoping complains to Mao about Jiang Qing's persistent lobbying for the Politburo to take the issue of empiricism more seriously.
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GCSE results day tomorrow, time to bring this back😭😭😭
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Sugar beet harvest exceeds expectations.
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it smells like opsec in here
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if you get hungry late enough you start seeing shit on door dash no one has seen before
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