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Replying to @AlexisuwuAlexis
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Not a Communist at all but this quote is too good to not be posted:
"'My hemorrhoids affectionately greet your penis."
-Frederick the Great, to Claude Étienne Darge, July 1750
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The Daily Mail very competently speculates that
"The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim," is to blame for a man climbing into a tiger pen and getting mauled to death at a UK zoo recently.
Owing to the fact it features "large sabre cats."
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🚨 WATCH: President Trump is unable to be heard at a ribbon cutting ceremony after major networks like ABC, Fox News and CBS stage a boycott on presidential press coverage
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Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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If marx used the term 'wagerape' instead of 'labor' we would have social democracy by now
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Now that my pursuit of Wi-Fi is over, I realize that was my purpose. I have nothing now. The world is rife with opportunity, but I've simply peaked. There's nothing left for me. good-bye,
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18/4/75 Deng Xiaoping complains to Mao about Jiang Qing's persistent lobbying for the Politburo to take the issue of empiricism more seriously.





























