I would go out and vote for bro for president right now if I could.

The view from there: SNL UK's "Weekend Update" tackles Macklemore's removal from Ed Sheeran's U.S. tour.

LMAOOOO IM IN TEARS. ADAM FRIEDLAND WINS THE INTERNET. Two hours of total chaos and its gold 😭😭😭

Trump: "The other day a senator I knew got a text from his wife. She said, 'When you get home, I want to have you immediately come up the stairs and make love to me.' And he said, 'I can't do both.' You know? Haha. In other words, haha, you can't go up the stairs and make love. Does anybody get that?…In other words, he can't go up the stairs and make love. Too old. You know?…Does anybody understand this stuff?"

Every four years we take the best 11 athletes in every other country and put them up against the 4000th best athletes in America, and see if we can win. It's a crazy exercise.

41 years ago, Carl Sagan gave a clear and elegant explanation of the science behind global warming.

Bye-bye Scotland. A letter from the Gaffer.