@Xeriland

I likely started following you due to your excellent taste in liking my tweets.

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Joined December 2011
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The one in the mouth is the trouble maker.
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Winter is coming.
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Once horses get laid off from carriages, be ready to tip with hay when they show up with your DoorDash.
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@KalshiOct 13
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani and the City Council speaker have reached a deal to ban horse-drawn carriages in NYC. 82% it passes ahead of the October 22 vote.
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Wow. Did treework for years. You top out a tree like this (climb and strip the upper weight) before any base cut. These guys skipped that entirely.
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Yawn. Wake me when Wingstop encrusts the whole thing in Hot Cheetos with a dusting of Pop Rocks and served in a basket lined with ranch dressing mixed with Mountain Dew.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 13
JUST IN: Wingstop announces new chicken wings covered in Sour Patch Kids candy, launching nationwide for a limited time starting October 27.
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But I am telling you RIGHT NOW that back there IS NOT REAL.
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I warned people celebrating the Mar-a-Lago raid that power doesn’t stay with one side forever. All they wanted was the short-term victory.
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Having an open bar at a wedding.
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What Women Hate on a First Date (1940–2026) Funny how a date's politics didn't make the list until Trump ran for office, and ever since, it's growing to one of women's most important considerations. Sad.
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Spend some time with the kids today.
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Meet Randi Weingarten. She is very upset about ICE facilities. Meanwhile, New Jersey public schools just reported that more than half of third-graders missed literacy standards and most students are falling short in math.
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El-Sayed's framing treats American sovereignty and finite public resources as secondary to the desires of the entire planet.
TheBlaze
@theblazeOct 10
Abdul El-Sayed: “We as a country, I believe, owe it to the world to open our doors.”
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Foreign reporter gets the biggest moment of his career to ask the President of the United States a question.
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The UK ranks worst among rich countries for mental disorders; nearly 1 in 10 US adults reported a crisis last year. Their approach is to prioritize awareness campaigns despite families already being painfully aware.
NewsWire
@NewsWire_USOct 10
Man Fatally Mauled by Tiger After Jumping Into Enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park in England
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Nothing about the Jussie Smollett story passed the sniff test. Despite the absurdity of the lie it didn't stop the media from running full steam with it.
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Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are. #SaturdayMorning
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Apparently, Aaron Paul has been playing the role of an addict since the beginning. Gotta have my Pops!
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“You need to get off the road before you cause an accident.” Meanwhile, almost hit the car behind him while reversing.
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Does your dog bite? "No, he punches."
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As long as India lets industrial-scale scam call centers and visa mills operate with impunity, why treat them as a normal trading partner?
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnsonOct 8
The Indian stock market completely COLLAPSED today after the Trump Administration suspended H-1B and foreign labor programs over fraud. The largest IT outsourcing firms in the world, Cognizant, Infosys, Tata, Wipro, HCL and Capgemini were removed from the Permanent Labor Certification Program. 75% of Cognizant employees in the U.S. are Indian nationals. Infosys, Tata, Wipro and HCL are all based in India. Since 2009, these companies alone have requested almost 3 million foreign workers, received over 230,000 H-1B visa approvals and more than 100,000 permanent labor certifications. This is a devastating for foreigners replacing U.S. citizens and a major win for American workers. Was their entire economy based on scamming our country?
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Indian markets closed hours before the Oct. 8 announcement suspending the firms from PERM (green card path; H-1B not suspended). Sensex fell 1.44% mainly due to oil, RBI rate hike and FII outflows, per reports. Some IT ADRs fell later. reuters.com/world/india/in… reuters.com/business/us-su…
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Befriending a bat, but it spends most of the day hanging upside down.
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