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Joined November 2011
Joel Osteen being worth $100 million and having the audacity to ask any of his followers for donations at a time like this perfectly sums up all my problems with organized religion.
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Dog-walked his ass. I fear he is too powerful.
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Jonathan Majors is who everybody thinks Michael B. Jordan is. Sucks he’s a right-wing psycho now.
jonathan majors is one hell of an actor
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Every conservative complaint can either be met with “that’s not how that works at all” or “holy shit who cares”
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Professor X retweeted
The tech oligarchs got worried about getting crushed in the primaries and hit the big red button that floods all the algorithms with 2020 era “woke” discourse to remind everyone that libs are really fucking annoying
"Schitt's Creek" star Dan Levy rips Shane Gillis "SNL" monologue as misogynistic. 🎥: Instagram/instadanjlevy
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This isn’t the result of people demanding fair compensation for their work. This is the inevitable outcome from the unchecked capitalist. This would’ve happened if the minimum wage were $2/hour, because capitalism necessitates endless growth in profit with no regard for humanity.
This is the result of everyone wanting the minimum wage raised for entry level fast food worker jobs Everyone will just be replaced with robots This is the Donatos autonomous automatic pizza maker, all actions are performed by a robot while you watch. The pizza is made start to finish in about 6 minutes with no human I ran the numbers, Labor savings at this site alone is substantial. A staffed small pizza counter running 16 hours with 2–3 people at about $20 an hour is roughly $230,000–$350,000 a year in wages If a company did this nationwide: - 500 of these kiosks would save about $100–150 million a year in gross labor avoided - 1,000 of these kiosks would save about $200–300 million a year gross You wanted to get paid a professional wage for working fast food and now the result is you won’t even have a job
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What is that in the red????
Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."
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Professor X retweeted
getting off the internet n getting a real job made me realize the average american is a fence sitting moron who stands for nothing
coworker said he don’t fw with Israel but also thinks Palestine shouldn’t fight back either
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Everybody’s a socialist. They just don’t realize it yet.
Theo Von: “It feels like we’re in this privatized communism.” “The 1% own everything.” “They’ve just monopolized everything.” “Businesses are even puppeteering our government.” “Heads of large companies, especially in the tech sector … were Democrats.” “Now they’re Republicans suddenly.” “It’s just because of the opportunity … to be some sort of a puppeteer.” “You want to fight for capitalism, because that feels like what’s fair.” “It’s not humane to still believe in something that doesn’t seem like it’s working.” “It’s not working.” “Something has to be done.” “I wouldn’t describe myself as a socialist.” “I believe in democracy.” “I practice capitalism.” Zohran Mamdani: “You don’t need to have a PhD in this.” “You just need to walk outside.” “You might be doing well and at the same time, you can still feel anguish about the fact that there are other people working just as hard who aren’t.” “They never will because they don’t have a shot.” “We don’t want the same thing with a different face and a different name.” “We want something different.” @TheoVon @ZohranKMamdani
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It’s not the government’s job to ensure everyone has healthcare, apparently, but it is the government’s job to… *checks notes* arbitrate petty issues within people’s families…?
An unhinged boomer breaks down and cries and screams that her “petty” daughter cut her off and won’t let her see her grandson. She wants Byron Donalds to make a law forcing her daughter to let her see her grandson. Maybe look in a mirror first, lady. And turn off Fox News.
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Ordering DoorDash after midnight
Chris Hansen confronts the Undertaker predator
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Professor X retweeted
New trilogy in the skywalker saga
Jon Watts is set to direct ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE 10’. The film is intended to be the beginning of a new trilogy in the Skywalker Saga. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…)
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Jon Watts is set to direct ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE 10’. The film is intended to be the beginning of a new trilogy in the Skywalker Saga. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…)
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Jon Watts is set to direct ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE 10’. The film is intended to be the beginning of a new trilogy in the Skywalker Saga. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…)
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I deadass checked like three times because I was CERTAIN this had to be DiscussingFish. It, unfortunately, is not.
Jon Watts is set to direct ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE 10’. The film is intended to be the beginning of a new trilogy in the Skywalker Saga. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…)
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Professor X retweeted
My wife seeing brake lights 200 feet in front of me.
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the lighting is giving him a toothbrush mustache shadow in case it wasn’t already blindingly obvious
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63K likes on an AI generated white man cuck fantasy #elonstwitter
Le féminisme moderne ♀️
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Why is everyone so fucking stupid all of a sudden I’m really beginning to get concerned
Remember during the “pandemic” when the Pope disappeared in front of everyone on live television?
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Happy Batman Day to everyone from London! 🦇🦇
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