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Christopher Guarino

@XTopherGuarino
 Rochester, NY
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Joined April 2009
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Jonny Premo 🦒@jonny_premo30 May 2015
Replying to @attell
@attell dude! My stomach still hurts. Thanks for the laughs!
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Jonny Premo 🦒@jonny_premo28 Aug 2015
#PentyOfFish – at North Gates, NY
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Jonny Premo 🦒@jonny_premo27 Jul 2014
Replying to @sarahcolonna
@sarahcolonna killed it! W/ @XTopherGuarino #iloveyou
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Jonny Premo 🦒@jonny_premo27 Jul 2014
The best night ever. Thank you @XTopherGuarino @sarahcolonna
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Jonny Premo 🦒@jonny_premo19 Jul 2014
That one gray pube ruined it for the rest of them. #buzzing @XTopherGuarino
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Pure genius Dan!! Hot Lava! Brilliant nostalgia, worthy send-off of @DonaldGlover @danharmon #Community #SixSeasonsAndAMovie
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Mike Judge. Creator of King Of The Hill. Cotton Hill is the character that reminds Richard of his dad. #FollowHoward #HowardBDayBash
Just scored a discount on tickets to MATINEE NYC PRIDE on June 29th @ MatineeNYC.com
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JD Harmeyer@jdharm16 Jun 2013
Since nobody else will do it: Happy Father's Day Michael Lohan
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After hearing "The Harlem Shake", for the first time in history, 18 years old are saying, "What the hell happened to music?!"
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Saw an ad saying the new Twilight movie is "The Best Twilight Movie Ever!" Comparatively, that's like being the prettiest Denny's waitress.
I understand that scat is a real fetish in the world of depravity; its just not my cup of pee.
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Trevor S@trevso_electric13 Nov 2012
Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two. Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian fag-hating spider :(
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We know that "A Monet" is someone who is attractive from distance. Might I suggest for the current generation that we call them "Thumbnails"
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I'm worried if I ever had a daughter, that the only thing I'd be able to teach her is how to throw.
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Instead of getting mad web my boyfriend leaves the lid open on the baby wipes; I just pour a little bleach inside to re-wet, and wait...
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Babyface Blitz@djbabyfaceblitz13 Dec 2012
Sesame Street is a nice kids show for a show about a quarantined street with a bunch of mutants.
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Darienne Lake@dariennelake26 Nov 2012
As a gay teen, I used to cut myself more than Morgan Freeman shaving.
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If I was a witch, the first spell I would learn would warm my titties.
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I love the iPad mini most because my penis looks so much bigger next to it when I masterbate.
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