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Mike Garrison

@XAlien88

Computer Geek. Astronomy Geek. Dorsai Irregular. Gay. #DCTID my tweets, views, and opinions are my own. he/him / Black Lives Matter / Fuck fascists.

 Ypsilanti, MI
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Joined November 2008
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Mike Garrison retweeted
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedNov 4
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Detroit City FC
@DetroitCityFCOct 11
A special night for Haruki⚜️ Reflections on winning the 2026 Black Arrow and the home playoffs ahead🔴🟡 Presented by Austin Brothers Beer Co.
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CUSTOM JERSEY GIVEAWAY 👕 It's a time to be thankful, and we're thankful for you! That's why we're giving you a chance to win a 𝗰𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 𝗗𝗖𝗙𝗖 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗷𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝘆! All you have to do is retweet this post and enter your contact information here: tr.ee/Nks7sO This contest will run until Wednesday, Dec. 10, so make sure to enter now! Good luck! Note: Only one entry will be counted per email address.
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“WE ARE DETROIT CITY FC”⚜️ It all comes down to tonight. 7PM. Win or go home. #dctid
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City Youth has had massive success on the pitch lately, and could use your help! Our ‘09 Boys Rouge team won the State Cup for the first time, earning a bid in the Midwest Regional President’s Cup in St. Louis! Learn more, and consider a donation here: gofund.me/2df0498e
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Absolute admiration for President Zelenskyy. The guy has balls. He went into the Oval Office and stood up to Russia’s best negotiators.
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Detroit City FC legend Nate Steinwascher announces his retirement from professional soccer. Read his full statement on retirement ⚜️ 📰: detcityfc.com/news/2024/12/1… #ThankYouNate
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Mike Garrison retweeted
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John Morrissey@USLTactics3 Nov 2024
It’s probably fitting that @TampaBayRowdies’ upset win over Detroit came in a very back-and-forth manner. This team has overcome incredibly adverse circumstances recently, and their improved low-block defense proved to be the difference at Keyworth last night. Early, DCFC…
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Mike Garrison retweeted
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nolen
@itseieio2 Nov 2024
i made pacman 😮 · · · but you control it with your mouth :)
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Mike Garrison retweeted
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NWS Detroit
@NWSDetroit11 Oct 2024
Here is our view of the aurora borealis (and Big Dipper) from around 8:20pm. #miwx
Photo shows the NWS Detroit radar tower in front of a faint pink/green aurora sky with the Big Dipper constellation of stars faintly visible.

ALT Photo shows the NWS Detroit radar tower in front of a faint pink/green aurora sky with the Big Dipper constellation of stars faintly visible.

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Remarkable confession by JD Vance this morning when he said he will “create stories” (that is, lie) to redirect the media. All this to change the subject away from abortion rights, manufacturing jobs, taxation of the rich, and the other things clearly at stake in this election.
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STATEMENT MADE ✅ #DCTID | #DETvNM
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If you bought this platypus, I am sorry. From the bottom of my heart, I fucked up. Link to make it right is in the next tweet.
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Mike Garrison retweeted
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Headquarters
@HQNewsNow2 Aug 2024
Happy birthday to @JDVance
Happy Birthday to JD Vance "At 78 and 40, Donald Trump and his sidekick, the most unpopular VP pick in American history, are running on an agenda to drag our country backwards, reverse the progress we've made, and ensure Americans have fewer freedoms in the next generation than they had in the last. Voters won't stand for it, and it's why they're already rejecting the Trump-Vance Project 2025 agenda to rip away our freedoms, jack up costs on the middle class, and fan the flames of hatred and division. While we wish JD a happy 40th, the American people will make certain that he celebrates his 41st anywhere but the White House."

ALT Happy Birthday to JD Vance "At 78 and 40, Donald Trump and his sidekick, the most unpopular VP pick in American history, are running on an agenda to drag our country backwards, reverse the progress we've made, and ensure Americans have fewer freedoms in the next generation than they had in the last. Voters won't stand for it, and it's why they're already rejecting the Trump-Vance Project 2025 agenda to rip away our freedoms, jack up costs on the middle class, and fan the flames of hatred and division. While we wish JD a happy 40th, the American people will make certain that he celebrates his 41st anywhere but the White House."

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John Morrissey@USLTactics1 Aug 2024
…while sitting in at halfway. You get three examples here where Cedeno gets touches: two of the plays are too slow to develop, and another leads to an errant shot. Hartford did well to deny cutbacks and halt rhythm, and Detroit lacked the requisite motion in the final third.
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He’s only been on the pitch four minutes and he finds the back of the net! Elvis Amoh gives Le Rouge the lead at Keyworth! #DETvTBR | #DCTID
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Congrats to Rhys Williams, tonight’s @AltaEquipment Man of the Match in Miami! Williams completed 92% of his passes, won the most duels (8), and scored the match-winning goal! #MIAvDET | #DCTID
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Tonight and always.
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Last night’s match-winner against @PumasMX, courtesy of Abdi Salim 🤩 #DCTID
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