I am someone, who only gives bad advice and does art on occasion. Mostly the bad advice though.
Under protection of khonshu
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Not to brag, but today my ten year old neighbor screamed my name from his house came running through the field to give me this. He said he traded a kid at school a piece of gum for this card for me. So you know it’s important cause gum is a sacred symbol of prosperity at school.
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I need to check myself in the mirror maybe because 2x someone said I looked pretty, but it was a nice compliment this time. No stopping me by grabbing, I was looking for cool aid & he stopped & asked if I needed help, then helped me find it, said you look pretty by the way & left
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A guy stopped me at Sam’s today GRABBED me by the arm to tell me I looked beautiful STROKED my wrist and said I have nice eyes.
And I was having such a lovely day till that happened.
So I told him thanks, I traded this body with a friend, I think I’ll try a guy tomorrow.
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At this point does anyone care if I wear a cursed fairy necklace? I feel like 2026 is just the year to bring out your cursed items and just rock them.
Disclaimer: no curse fairy was shown in the making of this post. So if you’re cursed you did it yourself.
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I painted for the first time since 2020. Won’t win any awards, but I think it’s better than I thought I could do, with all blah going on with my body.
I was attacked today. Like on an emotional level #SaveDeadBoyDetectives #DeadBoyDetectives
Me innocently to my friend.
Me:Do you know how much an iceberg weighs?
Her: no.
Me: enough to break the ice.
Her: haha that’s funny hold on I got one.
Famous last words
(1/2)
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First thing you have to know about dragons is that people will want to touch them but be startled when they turn their heads suddenly. They might give a startled scream then proceed to poke them.
This is my friends dragon I can’t spell it’s name much less pronounce it.
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When I make a spelling error and someone points it out
“yeah that’s there so you know I’m not AI. You’re welcome.”
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When choosing your dragon you have to pick from the nest. You have to pick the one who speaks to you. The one you like and is calling to you and then you take it home.
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Still not back yet. It’s 7:27pm. Also meteor shower tonight. So there’s that
Update: I checked it this morning & basement is gone. Going to see if it’s back tonight. I know me & mom’s tv’s were on last night. Today the living rooms tv & my tv is on. No one knows who owns B tv or why it’s called B. But they’re connected to my mema’s internet.
B=basement
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Update: I checked it this morning & basement is gone. Going to see if it’s back tonight. I know me & mom’s tv’s were on last night. Today the living rooms tv & my tv is on. No one knows who owns B tv or why it’s called B. But they’re connected to my mema’s internet.
B=basement
At my mema’s house and she doesn’t have a basement. My phone will connect to devices on the internet and when I got on YouTube it asked if I wanted to connect to basement and i dismissed it then I was like did that say BASEMENT?! So I asked her, she has no idea who owns basement.
Debating on whether or not to let the kid I sometimes babysit get away with stealing a few mini’s or to call his mom… he’s never stolen from me before. But he does have a history of stealing things.
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Update on the new fairy. This is a better pic of her. I am going to give her to my sister for Christmas xD
My mom when I showed her the new fairy necklace I was given.
Mom: at least this one is clothed.
Me: huh?
Last two pics are of the new fairy face and wings. I think their red haired fairy necklace is the most clothed fairy I have.
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