Jake retweeted
Very productive lunch break today
After closing a business deal over fried crumbs and hush puppies at Long John Silvers, I swung by the local pickleball courts on the way back to work and deflated the tires of every car in the parking lot
Anyone involved in this needs to be burned at the stake
I just cloned myself...as a newborn
With this clone, I can:
+ become my own blood boy
+ test therapies on the clone
+ grow organs for transplantation
+ develop new treatments
+ inject young cells
This baby-bryan lives in a petri dish for now.
This may be scary to some people…a dystopian future. But, for others, they will see it as the inevitable future of health.
Clinical trials are already using this technology to restore dopamine neurons for Parkinson's, heart health and eyesight.
The process
> blood draw
> my cells were extracted
> yamanaka factors applied
> reset epigenetic age
> restoring them to an embryonic-like state
Why?
> these cells are now pluripotent
> can be differentiated into hundreds of cell types
> i.e. neurons, cardiomyocytes, retinal cells, etc
> allowing me to rebuild my body
> organ by organ
> repairing lost eyesight or hearing
> restoring kidney, liver or lung function
> repairing skin damage
> there’s no real limitation in imagining
> my body will accept them bc they’re my cells
> foreign cells are at risk of being rejected
As cells age, they accumulate epigenetic errors compounding into dysfunction and disease.
This technology gives us a path to reverse aging.
I mentioned getting diagnosed with an incurable disease is one of the best things that has happened to me in a long time. It’s opened up a frontier of new paths to repair and strengthen the body. This is the first example.
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Johnson did not create a human clone. What he describes—applying Yamanaka factors to reset a cell's epigenetic age—produces induced pluripotent stem cells (iPSCs), not a copy of a person. Human cloning is not currently possible. wltreport.com/2026/07/21/bry… foxnews.com/video/64018250…
Huh, I wonder if artificially suppressing ovulation in tens of millions of young women is having any effects on society. Official stance seems to be, "what a weird question. Moving on!"
Saw @hurtenalbertan at his wedding yesterday. (Photo is from getting dressed in the AM)
Jake retweeted
I look like this
A unique raccoon was spotted in Seattle
A raccoon named Jimothy with a rare short spine syndrome was roaming the streets, stealing food from trash cans and frightening locals with his unusual appearance.
At first, residents were startled by the strange-looking animal, but he later became a local celebrity, with people even making memes and drawings of him.
Jake retweeted
Americans will never understand how good it feels to be Canadian and set off a random forest fire when youre bored that u kno is just gonna blow down south. That and rolling frozen maple syrup on a popsicle stick
Jake retweeted
I wouldn't know if the stripper loves me I've never been to a strip club. I mostly go to Jersey Mike's and Lowe's
Jake retweeted
I do not want to enter my phone number. I do not want to earn "points".
I do not want 35 different "membership cards" in my wallet.
Why would I want to play these stupid games so I can save pennies? Just tell me the PRICE and RING ME UP




























