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On back Carpark duty with my Emotional Support Cone.
Some cats have teddy bears.
Some have favourite blankets.
I’ve got a traffic management device.
Don't judge me.
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Friends! It’s #RemembranceDay and so I wanted to share with you a poem written by my favourite author, A.A.Milne. It’s about the need for peace, and he wrote it after serving in WW1. I think it is a beautiful poem:
From A Full Heart
In days of peace my fellow-men
Rightly regarded me as more like
A Bishop than a Major-Gen.,
And nothing since has made me warlike;
But when this agelong struggle ends
And I have seen the Allies dish up
The goose of Hindenburg - oh, friends!
I shall out-bish the mildest Bishop.
When the War is over and the Kaiser's out of print,
I'm going to buy some tortoises and watch the beggars sprint;
When the War is over and the sword at last we sheathe,
I'm going to keep a jelly-fish and listen to it breathe.
I never really longed for gore,
And any taste for red corpuscles
That lingered with me left before
The German troops had entered Brussels.
In early days the Colonel's "Shun!"
Froze me; and, as the War grew older,
The noise of someone else's gun
Left me considerably colder.
When the War is over and the battle has been won,
I'm going to buy a barnacle and take it for a run;
When the War is over and the German Fleet we sink,
I'm going to keep a silk-worm's egg and listen to it think.
The Captains and the Kings depart
It may be so, but not lieutenants;
Dawn after weary dawn I start
The never-ending round of penance;
One rock amid the welter stands
On which my gaze is fixed intently -
An after-life in quiet hands
Lived very lazily and gently.
When the War is over and we've done the Belgians proud,
I'm going to keep a chrysalis and read to it aloud;
When the War is over and we've finished up the show,
I'm going to plant a lemon-pip and listen to it grow.
Oh, I'm tired of the noise and the turmoil of battle,
And I'm even upset by the lowing of cattle,
And the clang of' the bluebells is death to my liver,
And the roar of the dandelion gives me a shiver,
And a glacier, in movement, is much too exciting,
And I'm nervous, when standing on one, of alighting -
Give me Peace; that is all, that is all that I seek…
Say, starting on Saturday week.
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Always keep your two back feeties in contact with your mummy so she can’t sneak off #PicklesWordsOfWisdom
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🌺 Remembrance Sunday 🌺
We give thanks to the men, women and animals who gave everything for a future they would never see.
Forever grateful. Never forgotten.
Lest we forget. May their courage, sacrifice and memory live on in our hearts, always
We will remember them.
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A pair of Long Tailed Tits deep in conversation.. 😍
Taken this week on the Quantock Hills in Somerset. 😊🐦
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Chums! Baby Dog here. Did you know it’s #NationalHugABearDay? I hope you’re all hugging your Bears today - I am! 🐻 🤎
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I’m starting a paw circle for any kitties or doggies who are scared of the fireworks. I’m so lucky that I don’t mind them, but I wish they weren’t allowed - especially because they frighten my Hari @HaziKat 😿#PicklesPawCircle
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Off on pawtrol!
Important station business to attend to. Perimeters to inspect, suspicious pigeons to investigate and a car park to supervise.
I'll be back in time for the leftover roast potatoes, chicken and gravy.
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Shoutout to cats who get their claw stuck and then get mad that you helped them.
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Good morning & welcome to Roast Dinner Day
Never underestimate the strength behind a smile. Sometimes it hides sadness, pain, fear and tears that the world knows nothing about.
So be kind, always.
You never truly know what someone is carrying behind their smile.
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My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph
Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints
Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
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(Amanda)
Yesterday some humans came to collect the Giant Pumpkins.
They took them to their special place called a Gurdwara.
They are very kind humans and they cook free meals to anyone who wants them.
I think that's a really good thing to do.
What do you think?
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Friends! Ron continues to help me look after Baby Dog. He’s even getting quite squished here, but he doesn’t mind. He’s such a good Ginger Boy 🧡 Baby Dog’s hoodie needed a wash, so temporarily back in the body suit, which he wasn’t impressed about. Ron made it better though 🧡
































