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Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton

@WriterAHaughton

Loves pink, sparkles, & happily ever afters. A serious writer with a not-so-serious tweetstream. She/her 💖

 Dallas, TX
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Joined November 2012
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The Year I Stayed Home: how my decision to be single and childless so I could travel and be freeeeeee backfired. #TheLexiHaughtonStory
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Y’all, looks like I’m coming out of social media retirement to do nothing else but say this: be excellent to each other. 💖
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Don’t forget: ✅ plane ticket to Mexico ✅ reservations at the Ritz ✅ no shame
Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) profile pictureSenator Ted Cruz
@SenTedCruz2 Feb 2022
It is better to be over prepared than underprepared for winter weather. Things to have on hand as the winter weather approaches: ✅ Extra warm clothes & blankets ✅ Portable lights and extra batteries ✅ First-aid kit ✅ Extra nonperishable food and water for family and pets
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they say two thousand zero zero party over oops out of time
This is fine. Everything’s fine. Experts say derelict SpaceX rocket on collision course with moon - The Guardian apple.news/Ahq-lsWoEROuzufkt…
Out-of-control SpaceX rocket on collision course with moon

Out-of-control SpaceX rocket on collision course with moon

• Update: New information suggests rocket built by China, not SpaceX - see footnote

apple.news
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For my morning tweeps… two tweets for ya.
Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton (@WriterAHaughton) profile pictureAlexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton@WriterAHaughton24 Jan 2022
Are any of my followers in the medical field? I ordered a box of individually wrapped medium/large N95 masks from project95 when we were in the thick of Covid care here at Haughton House. But they don’t fit me properly. I thought I had a normal head but these are SO TIGHT.
I’d love to send some to Twitter friends who are nurses or EMTs or nursing home staff or docs. Email me if your head isn’t giant like mine apparently is and you’d like me to send some your way. contact at alexandrahaughton dot com. 😷❤️
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Are any of my followers in the medical field? I ordered a box of individually wrapped medium/large N95 masks from project95 when we were in the thick of Covid care here at Haughton House. But they don’t fit me properly. I thought I had a normal head but these are SO TIGHT.
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Oh la la!
Image from Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton (@WriterAHaughton)
And less than a tenth of those are les cinques, non? ;)
Zoe York tweeted about Lewdle today and it is as glorious as your might suspect. I’m doing Le Mot because of you. 😘
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That too.
I won the first French wordle I attempted. I should…probably quit while I’m ahead.
Helllllllllooooooooo! Reporting for sparkly duty!
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Stop thinking. Start buying. I’m sooo in love. It doesn’t have to plug in. (At least the one I got doesn’t.) And maybe buying and returning the cartridges is just as bad as buying packs and packs and packs of fizzy water in cans, but I like to think it’s better.
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I have so many “recipes” I’ve developed, but honestly a splash of lime juice is divine. And, pro-tip: keep the glass bottle in the fridge even if it’s empty.
This isn’t sponsored (but hey @SodaStreamUSA hit me uppppp). This is the one Mom got me and I adore the glass vessels—I’m constantly amazed that they keep the water fizzy hours later! sodastream.com/products/aqua…
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