Professional Shit Head

Chicago, IL
Joined January 2018
Not @netflix gaslighting me and telling me there’s something wrong with MY internet connection. #NetflixFight #PaulTyson
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i’m gonna be so real. photos app in ios 18 is the absolute worst app design in the history of apple.
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Do you think it’s possible for one of these tornadoes in Chicagoland to touch down right into someone’s butthole if the person timed it just right?
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Most recent images of Mars, taken yesterday 📸
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Finding crack
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The sound production for #LoveIsland Season 2 on Netflix, is terrible. How was this allowed or acceptable? The music is SO LOUD it drowns out people talking/audio like wow. Cmon guys. Get it together. #LoveIsland @loveislandusa @LoveIsland @netflix
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Bussy is the 8th wonder of the world
Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
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Pushkin Square, maybe less than 1000 meters from Red Square and the Kremlin, is the cite of a significant protest. These people know the risks of challenging the regime. They’re on the street in-spite of major personal costs.
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Look at the size of anti-war protestors in St Petersburg, Russia. Wow
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I’m keeping my mask ON. I haven’t smelled bad breath in 2 years thanks to them. #MasksWork
Superhero Idea #1: A short, 5 foot 2inch guy discovers he has telekinesis, but he only uses his powers to hover a basketball backboard behind people so he could dunk over them
Thinking about making some oatmeal, and making it extra milky, almost like a soup. And then pour it into shot glasses and serve it to drunk people.
“So when I rinse the soap from my ass, I sometimes twerk when I’m bored. Could i be bi?” -some guy on reddit
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