this account is for all the bullshit that's not strictly hazbin related but i still wanna talk about it - MDNI please! - main account = @Lutecifer
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if wwe go through with crown jewel in saudi i better see a bunch of empty seats when the cameras are rolling. the US is literally evacuating its diplomats from the country yet wwe is like "let's send our talent & expect our fans to show up there" WHAT 馃槶
who knew posting about Fortnite on main also came with the caveat of unexpectedly seeing Fortnite porn on my feed 馃槶馃槶馃槶
just bought a month's worth of the shittiest premium tier imaginable on main only to realise i couldn't edit the giveaway post that i desperately needed to edit
new main account tradition: saying goodnight & posting some absolute bullshit that i found laying around on my phone or a usb flash drive that i last used 3 years ago
there's probably nothing funny about this album cover to most people but to me there's something indescribably funny about it that makes me smirk when i see it (the song is a banger btw)
nothing puts a smile on my face more than knowing Dream secretly used save states to repeat stunts, cut clips from an "uncut" video & scripted the entire manhunt series. he's been cheating since the start & always has some bullshit excuse instead of admitting he did it 馃槶
like if he admitted it was entertainment & he did it back then because he wanted to entertain people i'd understand that, it's the deliberate obfuscation of the truth that annoys me. he doesn't want people questioning his "reputation" when everyone knows he's a filthy cheater atp
might be seen as slightly vindictive for saying this (which is why this is going on the alt) but i'm so glad people that i've blocked in the past or have blocked me are revealing themselves to be massive idiots in real time, really makes me feel like i dodged a million bullets 馃槶
it's 12am and i accidentally started streaming Mongolian rock music to the family TV #howfuckedami
the urge to become an astronaut just so i can land on the moon & say "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I'M PISSING ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!"
trying to send instagram reels is like playing russian roulette because you don't know if it's going to contain a screenshot of the video or charlie kirk oiled up with his nipples out whilst he cradles ronaldo's baby bump
imagine being Tina & running that gimmick account for ages only to become known for incorrectly predicting Trump's death on multiple occasions. she bit off more than she can chew, if he's gonna die i hope its after the midterms so his party can't win any death sympathy votes 馃槶