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Up all night, got demons to fight (21+ writer) #BGDSDumbAss

Joined March 2023
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𝐻𝑒'𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝑒𝓋𝒾𝓁 𝒾𝓃 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝑔𝓊𝒾𝓈𝑒, 𝒶 𝓈𝓃𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒷𝓁𝓊𝑒 𝑒𝓎𝑒𝓈. 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶𝓉 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉.
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"Yes."
"They really that bad, or is it cause you hate everyone so everyone sucks?"
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"How the /fuck/ do you make a sandwich upside down??"
"I made my sandwich upside down. What the fuck-"
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"Unfortunetly."
"You're one to talk, ay? Guess it's not a surpirse you'd know 'em."
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// Yes yes, let me fist fight Marvin in the yard
// Seeing egos on my accounts makes me want to go on mine more. Specially Bim Trimmer and Marvin, cause they my favorite sillies
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// Blowing the dust off this account just for John to be an asshole. As god intended
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"You don't want to know about the Cat Witch, they suck."
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Need to up my crimes, it seems.
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// Brought back my silly lil bastard man that drinks ink and bites people 😌
𝔖𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔭, 𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔭, 𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔭, 𝔦𝔱'𝔰 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔭. ℜ𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡. ℑ𝔱'𝔰 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔟𝔢𝔡. ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔪𝔞𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔨𝔢. 𝔒𝔯 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔶𝔬𝔲'𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡.
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// It's over. Everyone just stop talking about it, and move on.
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// Specially y'all still going on about it /clearly/ fon't even know what it was /actually/ about.
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"It's October. If any if ya fucks make and or join a cult, Imma beat the shit outta ya."
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"This does not include the Bread cult. You guys are fine."
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I steal all the time. Would be hypocritical for me to talk against it.
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You actually lose a fingernail if you try to steal from a small business.
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Remember kids stealing from large businesses is always moral and correct. Stealing from small, locally-owned businesses, however, is not
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come now, sing your sins!
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"Yeah well, the other one is annoyin'."
"Oh, cool! Just had to make sure cause there's /two/ of us!"
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Staring at a peice of paper, a small frown on his face. Maybe he /will/ take her upnon the offer.
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"Hate me all you want, /I'm/ still a memeber."
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