If my teacher gives us one more assignment I'm gonna ki.....*puts another assignment on desk* Fuck it. I'm done. Cya..... *Does assignment*

Cousins rule

Pulls up to the scene with his roof gone Gets a bomb thrown in it

How is everyone's day going? Wait! I don't give a shit!!

"Yay it's Monday tomorrow!!" *Gets shot*

Happy Friday! Lets all get slammed!

BREAKING NEWS: Monte Teo gets fucked by his make believe girlfriend

I heard Bill Clinton is changing his name to Big Cliton cause he's a fucking pussy

Shrek is the only person I know who could get banged in the ears. Him and Fiona's relationship is mind blowing

Yoga pants are gross

To many girls have sex, aids are good

Remember YOLO So shoot up meth bitches

Osama bin laden is dead as fuck! USA

Wait? Is this School or Auschwitz?

I wish I was Larry the lobster from Spongebob, that guy just slays pussy like no other

My grandma baked me some cookies. But they weren't chocolate chip. So I punched my grandma in the face

Where the fuck am I?

It's not even 4/20. But Rt if you're baked anyway

I'm gonna flop cuz I'm to stones fucker

RT if you can barely Retweet this because you are so fucking stoned right now