World Cup

The only team to get points off Spain in this tournament was the mighty Cape Verde. #WorldCup

"we'll Photoshop that orange guy out of the final picture" - all newspaper editors #WorldCup

Trump is thinking about forcing a kiss on someone, you can tell by the way he puckers up for each player #WorldCup

Almost a clean sweep for Spain for the trophies. All except Golden Boot. And the Official of the Tournament: that one goes to Trump, obvs. #WorldCup

This is going to be fun. Is the ref allowed to send Trump off? #WorldCup

The twittersphere does not seem to have much sympathy with Argentina. Behaviour. #WorldCup #SPAARG

Poor sportsmanship from Messi attempting to get Cucurella sent off. Shame. #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

Just realised that my buttocks are still clenched from the half-time show #WorldCupFinal

Glad the vuvuzelas made an appearance #WorldCupFinal

I could have sworn I was watching football a minute ago. #WorldCupFinal

I hope she takes a penalty #Madonna #WorldCupFinal

Both teams are surely very thankful they're not facing England after last night. #WorldCupFinal

Now that the tournament is truly over for England, reflect on how good Spence has been and how solid Anderson has been. Bellingham and Kane will get the headlines, sure, but they've all had a good tournament. Congratulations everyone. #FRAENG #WorldCup

I suppose we did hope for a France v England last game #ENGARG

No real controversy. Two quick goals from so much pressure, a deserved win for Argentina. Defensive substitutions now look questionable for England but, hey, they were beaten by the better team. #ENGARG

Congratulations Argentina. Unbelievable resilience. #ENGARG

I mean, that should have had a keystone cops type theme. Oh dear Embolo #ARGSUI

Alexis Macallister has Scottish ancestry, yes, but wait! His family identify as Irish rather than Scottish. So, there you go. STAY AWAKE FORGODSAKE #ARGSUI #WORLDCUP

I stand by this

Would Norway have had more chance against Argentina in a semi-final clash? Well, let's just concentrate on an England v Switzerland fixture instead, smash we? #WORLDCUP #ARGSUI