And any man who has ever called me crazy….. Has called me again. 😂🤪😂

How much are yall tipping @DoorDash drivers? Like for fast food… I feel like $3.00 or $4.00 is fine, but I’ve heard some of yall are tipping at least $10.00… 😳 I don’t want to be rude… ya know?

After a decade of cougaring… should I start sugar babying?

All sugar. No daddy.

The TikTok tarot card reader just told me that I was getting a promotion this week…. Girl, I’ve already girl bossed too close to the sun. Respectfully, I decline.

I feel like I was tricked, when I was little my mom would tell me, “when you’re all grown up you can do whatever you want.” Lie. You can do whatever you can afford to do.

Sometimes I feel behind in life, but when I look around I’m still the youngest at every table.

The World Cup has inspired me to travel to so many countries and also to outright hate Argentina. I said what I said.

Wait, can you even tell the truth? Or was that package not automatically installed at birth.

Reminder: I will have all the understanding in the world and bend over backwards, as long as you don’t lie to me.

May or may not have given the FULL trauma packed story of the last year of my life in a collab with a viral tiktoker today sooooo— truth comes out a little (or a lot) at a time.

Was I the bigger person? No. I just had the better lawyer. ✨✌🏻

All of the women in my bloodline looking down at me owning my home and living a life without the support of anyone’s dusty crusty son….

The fact that you’re gone, and so is the chaos speaks volumes. 🗣️

I really wish my parents would have added more nepo to the tism they gave me.

To the next person I date, I already feel bad. Because, I don’t believe a single word you’re about to say.

Are you a green flag or a red flag? I am a white flag, I surrender… I give up.

My old ceiling is the new floor. After this comeback right here, I won’t be taking my foot off the gas.

Nobody’s coming to save you… nobody’s coming to save you… nobody’s coming to save you… Well, then nobody’s coming to stop me either. ✌🏻✌🏻🫰🏻

“You can’t just…” Yes, I can. I’m literally going to. 🫰🏻✨