It's a lot easier to be effective at sales if you aren't wearing the bill collectors hat half of the time too...
Boy oh boy people do not like it when you call and ask them for money, especially if you are the one that owes them money..
Because the finance team can't seem to handle doing it themselves I had to write invoices for 6 clients today...
So the sick days have been settled, I can go into the negative, but if I don't get back to zero I have to pay the company the difference...
So today in my paycheck it turns out that I now accrue sick days, so I don't have enough to take a day... No more getting sick I guess..
Today they told us that $30 per month was too much to pay for the office's filtered water, so now I get to drink from the tap..
When we returned from Christmas break they told us our lunches were stealing from the company, so we had to add 30 minutes to our day..
Shortly thereafter we are told we could no longer afford the janitorial staff for a few months so we would be required to take out the trash
After the black widow situation was taken care of, a light in my office caught on fire and it smelled like burnt wiring for 2 days...
Then I was moving some files around in my office when I discovered a nest of black widow spiders living in my wall...