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aquatic mammal

on or near sf bay
Joined April 2010
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let’s do the reunion live, you said. no, i said, but you just had to get your way. #LoveIsBlindLIVE
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the revolution…er…reunion will not be televised #LoveIsBlindLIVE
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let’s regroup, get a good night’s sleep, and try this live thing again tomorrow. who’s with me? #LoveIsBlindLIVE
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if only @netflix knew in advance that there was going to be a live event… #LoveIsBlindLIVE
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wtf did the @SFGiants pull @SergioRomo54 after just three batters? terrible send-off for a great player
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rihanna 🔥 🔥 🔥
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I love Super Bowl Sunday because it means baseball is coming
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fox announcers would be third tier on any other network
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happy birthday, jason
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after enjoying his golden globes monologue, i looked for some jerrod carmichael stand-up. his rothaniel special on hbo is the best show i’ve seen in awhile. #veryLateToTheParty
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There may be up to 20-min delays systemwide due to wet weather conditions. Please watch your step on wet platforms and stairways. Thank you.
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when people say “kerning” but they mean “tracking”
when in an almost faraday cafe, e.g., @rickshawstopsf waiting for a @Airborne_Toxic show, and you want to check a sports score, e.g., @UMichFootball, visit @PlainTextSports. it loads nearly instantaneously or just use it regardless of where you are
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Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.
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fortunately @Ticats vs @MTLAlouettes is on espn 2
what a shitty slate of @NFL games on @KPIXtv (@CBS) today: a game of 3-win teams followed by a game of 2-win teams
what a shitty slate of @NFL games on @KPIXtv (@CBS) today: a game of 3-win teams followed by a game of 2-win teams
am i wrong?
drinking alone is the new team meet-up—when the rest of the team was late leaving the office
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prison gourds
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