Hogwarts
Joined July 2018
You called it sexual harassment
Men are no longer approaching us outside like they used to.. What is going on?
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Barcelona
Cuál es la ciudad que ibas con toda la expectativa del mundo y te resultó que no era tan impresionante como pensabas? Arranco yo: Miami
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Whoever does your nails does an amazing job
Blending in is never an option when you're born to stand out!😍
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If a woman ever requested that I send a car, I'd nope out immediately because I'd assume my autism had caused me to miss other signs that this is a prostitution thing. It's not about the price, it's that it's a prostitution specific custom. If dinner is 200, cool, but if she wanted me to venmo 5 dollars, not cool. It's a category difference.
I thought girls wanting Ubers to first dates was only a NYC thing… it’s in Austin too? Absolutely brutal
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BDE if I’ve ever seen it
Replying to @Audrey08x
And before we even left, he had already planned our second date. We’re seeing each other again this weekend, and honestly, I didn’t expect this from a 22-year-old. Ngl, he actually gives me DADDY ENERGY.
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Devil Wears Prada
Name a movie you've watched at least 5 times and would still watch again tonight if it came on. No overthinking
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That didn’t answer the question 🤣
UPDATE so I just approached her. I introduced myself, told her I put in my 2 weeks notice and that I’ve always wanted to say hi to her. I said “are you open to being flirted with a little?” lmao she smiled and her face turned red and she was like “I’m seeing someone” 😭
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That’d be plausible except for the profile line where she says she’s looking for a provider,
you always see what you want in this example “send me car broke maggot” i read this like “im trying to get drunk and have a great time maybe not come home” perception is reality
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If your date is a professional companion. Otherwise, a professional civilian adult woman can figure out how to get herself to a first date
..is it not common courtesy to send a car for your date? lol
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So like a professional escort? That is who takes deposits
this single mom is blowing up on tiktok for creating a "date deposit app" so she will only date men who pre deposit her "date preparation costs" ahead of time
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The scene with Jane in the bar, for what? We get it you liked & lived in Holland and speak Dutch
Replying to @tedsbiscuits
The only interesting thing that happened to Beard this season was him yearning for Ted in ep 2. That's literally it. Take him out of the rest and he's irrelevant it's not even funny.
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He was supposed to appear in 3:12, they were supposed to break up/end off screen but no one planned a 4th season
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Neither has Henry tbh but Jason won’t go to therapy
They should have made Rebecca single for this season, boatman and his kid have added nothing to the storyline
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So you either need to lie or be a legitimate time traveler
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my dream job?? unemployed with a mysterious source of income
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Where is that suit jacket & pants from? ❤️🔥🔥
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Was Ted even on Bantr?
ted should’ve been rebecca’s bantr match.
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Progress is everything. #TedLasso
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I dislike when a bakery sells a ham sandwich and describe their ham as “jambon de Paris”. I understand wanting to use marketing words to price high but they can also specify it’s made locally. That being said, Le Génie bakery is the only one that has the made in France ham🥂
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The human body wasn’t built to endure Microsoft Teams for this long.
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