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@nlbmprez @tedperl @Royals @Cardinals Happy #NationalHatDay!

But, unlike some other presidents I will not name, Mr. Garfield's head was NOT 99% animal fat.

Well, actually, no, because they're fatty, hard to slice, and won't stay still when you try to baste them.

Tim McCarver!

"Quick, Chief! This calls for the Cone of Silence!"

Spelling question: I've seen "czar" and "tsar" but never "tzar."

"Nap? I don't need no stinkin' nap!"

2/2 Aaron: "If you happen to want to celebrate, get in the tunnel first. And if (Gibson) hits you, don't charge the mound, because he's a Gold Glove boxer.' Baker to Aaron: "Damn, what about my 17-game hitting streak?" ..."That was the night it ended."

Baker is responsible for the best quotes EVER about Bob Gibson. Henry Aaron warned Baker: "'Don't dig in against Bob Gibson; he'll knock you down. He'd knock down his own grandmother if she dared to challenge him. Don't stare at him, don't smile at him, don't talk to him. 1/2

Go bowling.

Sic' em, Internet shamers!

"He's a good egg, in the long run, if you like long, runny eggs."

agree. The only solution is to select a small group of reporters and commentators you trust on Twitter, and ignore the rest.

I'm sorry, this tweet exceeded the daily sarcasm limit. You must wait until 11:59 p.m. before you can tweet again.

While I appreciate your attempt at humor, you must know that both of those assumptions are false.

Exactly. 🎯💯

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Yes, a few trips: Montreal, Quebec City, Toronto, and the Stratford Shakespeare Festival. Also, we boated (by canoe) around the boundary waters area. The whole darn nation is a great place for a summer vacation.

Where can we find your research on what is wrong with Medicare Advantage? Is there a website?

Yes.

Get well soon!