Painter, Poet, Public Nuisance and Self-appointed Pencil sharpener of Pointlessness.
Joined June 2011
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Who will walk off with any one of three double A batteries? I don't know, it's not a contest, it's not a slam, it's not a quiz or a race. It's spoken word, music, art, a bar and popcorn. Join in the open mic if you think you're bard enough!
Picturehouse poetry. Friday July 7th
#micropoem23
What does an orange do?
The citrus orb sits there absorbing blue.
Likewise a lime takes time to relax
while it extracts violet.
Surmising the scenery, it's surprising to find
green pigment is a figment.
Perception is errant. Green is not inherent in the greenery.
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It’s always hard when a part of your childhood goes, so bless Tim Brooke-Taylor - the patron saint of silliness. Clearly loved and a gentle gentleman. From The Goodies to I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue he was simply always there. “Don’t cry for me Marge & Tina”. RIP
Two Short Planks handed redundancy notice
after takeover by 'Where were the Kurds at Normandy?'#Trump
So they came to me and said "This incessant bleating of 'Get Brexit Done' isn't working. All people are hearing is 'For fuck sake get this shit off our shoes'. Can you come up with a snappy slogan for Conference that people will believe?"
Alright Women. You'll have had your Hour on the radio, and your International Day, and your Port & Lemon.
Now step aside for a Month of Mansplaining, Manspreading, and Toxic Masculinity. . .
Welcome to COCKTOBER!
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You will not fuck with my children’s future. You will not destroy the freedoms my grandfather fought two world wars to defend. Fuck off you over-promoted rubber bath toy. Britain is revolted by you and you little gang of masturbatory prefects.
3 years of mucking about and we've got nowhere with Brexit. It's time we went to war. When has a difficult negotiation not been solved amicably with a good old fashioned war?
Remainers are in despair. Brexiteers are furious. Who's happy? The Don't Knows. Those shilly-shallying fence sitting vacillators. Those dithering Don't Knows have got exactly what they want. #Dontknow
In the wake of Gillette's ad campaign against toxic masculinity, competitor Wilkinson Sword has realised their image is too aggressive, and so are re-branding as Wilkinson Mop.#GilletteAd
Personally, I think 'Consent' is too low a bar. I expect enthusiasm at the very least. #MeeToo
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@WolfsonAlan @wordonthewater Alan Wolfson at 'Word on the Water' Kings Cross, London May, 2018 youtu.be/riFK3j4UXn4
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@WolfsonAlan @wordonthewater Alan Wolfson at 'Word on the Water' Kings Cross, London May, 2018 youtu.be/riFK3j4UXn4
