I will always give you help I'm an Edinburgh man myself All tweets from Subcommandante McRoberts signed JMcR Wrong about Irvine too
y'know around, places, yeah
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I am going to try to stop posting here until it stops being the "but make it porn" website, which is a terrible shame as I really like how many really kind and funny people I follow here
Same handle on the other one
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-2C by the Union Canal in Edinburgh.
Only a swan could fall through broken ice so gracefully. 🦢
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After the longest period of wage stagnation since the Napoleonic wars, two lost decades of austerity, the hollowing of state capacity and enshittification of public services, and now the cost of living crisis, the political class are lucky we haven’t tossed them on pitchforks!
“The electorate seems to have the patience of a toddler screaming ‘are we there yet?’ the moment we set out on the journey with a new PM in the driving seat.” @MattChorley mattchorley.substack.com/p/b…
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First, let's talk about why cashmere is so expensive. Unlike wool, which comes from sheep, cashmere is taken from cashmere goats, often living in colder regions of Mongolia, China, and parts of Afghanistan.
These goats are very cute. Look:
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Two things can be true: Mette Frederikson is a communist dictator, and Donald Trump was wrong to imprison her and occupy Greenland
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If you aknowledge that Rubio is the most competent ( and so the most dangerous ) person in the US admin right now and that what concretely materialized of the US agenda as for now is his own FP vision, the next targets will not be Greenland but either Cuba or Iran, it don't mean
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2 months.
Europeans have two months to decide whether they are going to oppose a US invasion of Denmark.
Trump: "We'll worry about Greenland in about 2 months…We need Greenland from a national security situation. It's so strategic…We need Greenland from the standpoint of national security. And Denmark is not going to be able to do it. You know what Denmark did recently to boost up security in Greenland? They added one more dog sled."
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One of my favourite bits of the Ellmann biography btw is his description of Joyce and Beckett conversing with directed silences
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Me, on Monday
ALT A 1977 Honeywell ad featuring a businessman recoiling in horror at the sight of an envelope zipping around his office in a shower of electric sparks to land on his desk. The text below this image simply reads: "What the heck is Electronic Mail?"
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The whole Resistance exhibition is paean to how gorgeous good politics looks as well as a monument to a century of state violence
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There should be a option on automobile gear selectors called "Graze," where the vehicle may simply pursue humble prairie grazing at its own pace & leisure
Taking one of America's greatest writers to an Irish restaurant in an underrated tactic, more interviewers should try it
“We’re all one beat away from becoming elevator music.” —Don DeLillo buff.ly/TPfq2WW
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“We’re all one beat away from becoming elevator music.” —Don DeLillo buff.ly/TPfq2WW
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Flann O'Brien is as funny a writer as I have ever read and WAAMA is one of his funniest creations
