@WittyClitty

Music video junkie who adores great kids, particularly mine. Collecting friends who rock, get me, or otherwise fascinate. Original Gangster Tweeter #OGT

 The Emerald City
favstar.fm/users/WittyClitty
Joined December 2008
  • Tweets28.1K
  • Following1.7K
  • Followers3.6K
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*waving at the 2 people reading my tweets Sup sluts?
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Yep yep your apple pie scented candles smell delicious. But what do they taste like?
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Just noticed I posted my last tweet on the BF’s bday that was 19 yrs older than me 😂
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That’s OK Santa doesn’t believe in you either
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Scarlett Fever retweeted
Randy Rainbow
@RandyRainbowOct 13
Snatch them flu shots, dolls. RFK is goin’ around. 🤧🎲 #TheRFKJrLament #parody
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I now know 3 older men in my life that have hooked up or married women 1/2 their age. Does that mean I should be looking for dudes twice my age?
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All this talk about boys & toys lost me a follower? 🤷‍♀️
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🎶UPsideDown boy you turn me inside out 🙃🙂🙃 And round & round 🎶
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Hand massages & Russian tea cakes baked in my toaster oven have gotten me where I am today.
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The problem with sitting too long at work? No one willing to massage your buns back to life.
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I have more toys than I can count. So what’s a few more?
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Neighbors are partying at 3 am & I put on my summer nightie. It’s like fall is never coming.
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When he tells you he'll keep your top half warm. You know his bottom half is yours.
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Tried to drown my sorrows in yogurt. And basically I'm dead now.
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When your Saturday consists of eating & sleeping Better than any holiday #fightme
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Thanks for posting pics of fat cats. *puts lid on big yogurt & puts it back in fridge
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If you love "fuck!" you came to the right place
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KK live-tweeting DM's that aren't TOOOO personal, but fuuuuck. HELLOOO!
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I will follow back entertaining unique content. Every single fucking time.
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Grok thinks my last tweet is about pregnancy cravings. HahaHAhaah fuck.
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There's not enough snacks up in this bitch to fulfill all these fucking cravings.
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