Dirty thinker, martini drinker

London, but not limited
Joined June 2022
I never was one to couch my intentions
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Thanks to the fabulous @WithVoss for an afternoon of sushi and chats 🍵
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Wow, good chemistry really is like a fresh set of sheets. Delightfully refreshing, deliciously comfortable, prone to making you want to stay in bed all day. Sort of mysteriously better in a hotel.
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Or maybe I’m just gaslighting myself into doing the ironing. Who can say?
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Giving you all my best ankles
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Copen-highlights
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Geranium completely blowing my cranium
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I support Halloween because it lets kinky people blend in and vanilla people accidentally overshare.
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Always chair, never bored
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Nailing the start of Fall with the classic reds
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“Come upstairs for one last drink” remains London’s most enduring work of fiction.
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Especially when it’s raining, and good red wine exists. The story truly writes itself…
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It seems I’ve got my wires crossed…
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How many laps of breaststroke does it take to finish a race?
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Liverpool is for lovers
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Of good swinging, hand-written lists of bartender-trusted spots, incredible but totally unpretentious and inventive food, and Beatles bonanzas.
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Shoutouts to best bites, and a standout new dessert: smoked sticky toffee pudding with blue cheese ice cream. The real sweet/savoury combo elites know…
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Not sure this strictly counts as a cold open…
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Suspended for bad behaviour
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Between summer tomato season at Hélène Darroze, home track privileges, and ‘inspirational’ wall art at Cornus… the auction was most certainly the only thing that stayed silent that weekend
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