@Wisecup0

literally three goblins in a trench coat.

 Wishing for a nuclear winter
Joined August 2020
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If you have a pure heart in this world they tear you to shreds
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if you ever feel like life has given you insurmountable odds just remember commander erwin
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There’s nothing to laugh about anymore
Dexerto
@Dexerto
Sep 26
The Laughing Cow has replaced its mascot’s smile with a straight face on some packaging The new packs read “We need to talk,” but the company says she’ll explain “when she’s ready”
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Would this count as prostitution? Your not exchanging money for sex. your exchanging your skills for sex
alice 🩶@_petalite
Sep 22
hey do those plumbers, electricians, and carpenters who will do your work for free if you flirt and let them fuck you after exist outside of porn because i really need some outlets put in and some ducting run and i couldnt afford it right now but id let them use me to pay for it
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"Only War" - Warhammer 40k Fan Animation by Bad Company Shorts 💀🔥
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Listened to some Harry Styles
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A person said crazy in a library and it was like a sleeper cell moment where I wanted to say “crazy I was crazy once”
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One of the guys in 12 angry men is basically Tim robinson
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GET THAT FUCKING HAT OFF
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Gonna pull a Billie Joe and just let me sleep till September ends
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GW finally remembered how to give loyalist marines aura again
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I like how the only person that shot a president and is now a free man is the guy who wanted to impress Jodie foster
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NEW: Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb.
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Watched the new South Park episode, it was actually pretty good
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Matt Damon plan
TMZ
@TMZ
Sep 11
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Matt Damon says the possibility A.I. wipes out humanity within the decade is definitely something to lose sleep over ... but he's got a solution that may be easier said than done.
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Replying to @25YearsAgoLive
@25YearsAgoLive
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I was recently arrested by the police because I kept calling 911 just to talk to them, which sucks because they are like the only number I know. While in prison they gave me my one phone call and said “call someone who’s reliable and always there for you”
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So I called the police again and got arrested again. But luckily I got out because of double jeopardy
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Replying to @postsofkittens
This dude and his gang robbed the humble garlic merchant. Hard to do honest business like this
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