the vibe is chaotic but the yap is iconic 💁🏼‍♀️

where the happy cows are
Joined February 2014
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An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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$12k fine for this btw. your league fucking sucks. @NFL @NFLOfficiating @nflcommish
WR Matthew Golden was the only #Packers player fined from the Cowboys game. He was fined $11,941 for his taunting penalty. None of the roughing the passer penalties by Karl Brooks, Evan Williams and Lukas Van Ness resulted in fines
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The intimacy of being handled gently by someone who knows you are not fragile.
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“if i ate taco bell my stomach would be in shambles” sounds like a skill issue grow up
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This is the proper way to respect the OG
The boys met a LEGEND at the World Series
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The fact there’s people out there trying to justify what he did is disgusting. Being a professional athlete is a privilege and being an abusive piece of shit should take that privilege away.
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That’s just thanksgiving dinner.
A haunted house but it’s just your family refusing to get therapy and repeating the same destructive behaviors until the end of time
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You do not need to be fully healed to enter a relationship. But you do need enough awareness to recognise when your wounds are beginning to govern how you treat someone else.
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eu tô encantado com a diferença de expressão desse cachorro antes e depois de ser adotado
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Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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Dough baby has risen 😍🍞 Thank you, @WisconsinSass for my baby!
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Narrator: He did not get a pick 6.
Cowboys CB DaRon Bland: “I’ve definitely seen all the hate online I got something for y’all. I’m getting a pick 6 Sunday night to silence the world.”
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The Weather Channel
@weatherchannelOct 19
we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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i’m actually very romantic. i just need you to be consistent long enough for my nervous system to stop treating you like a threat
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I love these people ❤️
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One week ago 🥰💛💚
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foster blink twice if you in danger my guy 😳
Happy Opener, South Dakota! Foster and I wish you good luck in the field! Pheasant hunting is part of who we are, and it’s a tradition worth passing on to our kids and grandkids. As Governor, I partnered with landowners to start the Second Century Initiative, helping turn marginal land into wildlife habitat so the next generation can enjoy the same hunting traditions we grew up with.
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