Craft beer drinking metal head. I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work on the platform formerly known as Twitter.

Minnesota, USA
Joined January 2017
Some day a real rain is gonna come, wash all the scum off the streets.
Uncredited cover art for "After the Rain," by John Bowen, 1965
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I guess all of these rich assholes are pervs and kiddie fuckers. We really do live in completely different worlds.
Elon Musk’s AI company files lawsuit challenging Minnesota’s ban on AI nudification More: bringmethenews.com/minnesota…
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The Only time I want to hear HL is when I'm watching American Psycho.
Huey Lewis is now essentially deaf & can no longer hear music or pitch. Heartbreaking…
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If the question is whether your favorite NHL team has a player still competing in the #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics, the answer is yes. All 32 clubs will be part of the action during Friday's semifinals. #NHLStats 10:40 a.m. ET: 🇨🇦 vs. 🇫🇮 3:10 p.m. ET: 🇺🇸 vs. 🇸🇰
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I’m beginning to think we’d probably be better off if Y2K had actually ruined all the computers back in 2000.
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Ah, to be on John's mailing list. 📬
John Waters Christmas Cards 1964-Present / Baltimore, MD 🎅sound on🎅
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Break out the shorts and flip-flops, it's above freezing for the first time since November 25th! 🌴#mnwx
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Scary Movie 2 (2001) Directed by Keenen Ivory The turkey scene.
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Angel Eyes retweeted
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I haven't posted anything on this garbage app in probably 2 Years +. Just devastated. Hail the Prince of Darkness. Ozzy forever!! 🤘😢
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work is done 💨sound on💨
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The renaming of bodies of water continues...
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How time flies when surrounded by idiots and their lies. #MyXAnniversary
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Yes, I have emphysema from my many years of smoking. I have to say that I enjoyed smoking very much, and I do love tobacco - the smell of it, lighting cigarettes on fire, smoking them - but there is a price to pay for this enjoyment, and the price for me is emphysema. I have now quit smoking for over two years. Recently I had many tests and the good news is that I am in excellent shape except for emphysema. I am filled with happiness, and I will never retire. I want you all to know that I really appreciate your concern. Love, David
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Have now seen at all 3 @surlybrewing Darkness locations. Never disappoint. @khemmisdoom
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