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NORM MACDONALD DIDN'T CARE ABOUT AMUSING ANYONE BUT HIMSELF SO BAD
Norm Macdonald had a strange talent: he could make a joke bombing feel like part of the joke.
On Conan, he arrives after three days of vomiting and diarrhea, starts talking about his possible causes of death, loses the room on a few newspaper jokes and somehow makes the struggle to get a laugh part of the entertainment.
The fascinating bit is what he does when the jokes stop working.
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I break this incident down play by play.
These MMA dudes are usually douchebags that learned how to fight to satisfy their ego.
Small d!ck energy 24/7.
A hill I’m dying on.
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I'm very happy I got to vote today. It's a privilege.
And now it's time for me to worry about what the Republicans are going to do to fuck it all up.
They will not go quietly.
Jesus.
This is Amy Actons Maga Mom completely attacking her. Maga is a sickness. This is so sad!
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No one is going to stop him.
During a hearing before Judge Ana Reyes, Dr. Kevin Griess, superintendent of National Mall and Memorial Parks, said that Trump lied when he said he had to remove hundreds of "falling, dangerous, disease-infested trees" at East Potomac Park's golf course. alternet.org/trump-potomic-g…
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Odd...We now seem to have a constitutional crisis brewing over a golf course.
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The man standing next to Randy Fine and Ron DeSantis, in Israel, is Mike Caruso, currently on trial for forcing his penis into his 3 year old grandson’s mouth and peeing in it. Randy Fine’s political committee donated to him.
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Arkansas Life & Liberty, a tax-exempt advocacy group of abortion absolutists, is calling for women who get abortions to be prosecuted for murder.
Y’all gotta read this sick fucking shit.
How long before they demand executions? Will they stream them live?
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Wow.
Albanians just set fire to the Supreme Court after it allowed Jared Kushner to buy land in the country against the their will.
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Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday is one of the greatest performances, not only in a Western but, in all cinematic history.
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"There's something wrong with a country that allows its press to criticize me when I am so popular" 🤣🙄
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He was lying flat on his back in the road with both hands in the air, shouting that he was a therapist and the man beside him was autistic and holding a toy truck.
A policeman shot Charles Kinsey anyway. Kinsey asked him why.
The officer said: "I don't know."
North Miami, Florida, 18 July 2016. Kinsey, 47, was a behavioural therapist. One of his patients, Arnaldo Rios Soto, a 26-year-old autistic man, had wandered out of a group home and was sitting in the middle of the road playing with a silver toy truck.
Someone called 911 and reported a man with a gun threatening to kill himself.
Kinsey did everything. He lay down in the road on his back. He put both hands straight up in the air where they could be seen. He shouted his identification, his job, his patient's condition, and that the object was a toy. It is on video.
A SWAT officer fired three rounds. One hit Kinsey in the leg.
Then he was rolled over and handcuffed, bleeding in the road, and left there for a reported twenty minutes before an ambulance got to him.
He asked the officer why he had shot him. He has testified that the answer was: *I don't know.*
The officer, Jonathan Aledda, said he had been trying to protect Kinsey and believed Rios Soto was armed and a threat. He was charged — which is itself unusual — and tried twice. The first trial produced a conviction on one count of culpable negligence. A judge threw it out. A second jury acquitted him in 2019.
Nobody has been held responsible.
Kinsey survived and gave interviews, and the sentence he keeps returning to is the one everybody should take from this.
He was unarmed, flat on his back, hands up, announcing himself, in daylight, on camera.
He did everything right, and it did not matter.
Every Black parent in America who has ever recited the rules to a teenager — hands visible, say sir, do not move, announce what you are doing — has had to reckon with Charles Kinsey, because he followed all of them, perfectly, out loud, and was shot anyway.

























