Melbourne/Netball

Melbourne
Joined September 2020
Death, taxes, rain and more rain in Sydney!
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Chlo ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘€ retweeted
What weโ€™re all thinking #SheffieldShield
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when the AI bubble pops I'll be swooping in and buying those data centres and turning them into dining precincts. i'm talking a Guzman Y Gomez, a Grilld, a Rolld, a Coffee Club, a Fratelli Fresh, a Strike Bowling
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Chlo ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘€ retweeted
mind you she did this at 37yo and had to be carried off stage after bc she had cancer. exactly what she meant when she said being a showgirl is much more than feathers and dazzle.
welp it looks like sheโ€™s still the only showgirl!
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Chlo ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘€ retweeted
If you are born into a family with financial security I actually think dedicating your life to actively trying to help people is probably the best you could do.
Privilege is having rich parents who set you up for life so that you can spend your entire youth doing useless activism while never worrying about having a real job.
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Chlo ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘€ retweeted
This would have to be one of the more niche professional sports uniform sponsorships.
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Chlo ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘€ retweeted
ah yes, the NRL and Peter V'landys very keen to rip it away from Brisbane and award the premiership to the famous rugby league heartland of uh Melbourne #NRLGF
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Boarding a train without letting people unboard first, dropping trash on the floor, listening to music or watching videos without headphones in public, some of you have zero etiquette and i mean that with all disrespect
a lot of you guys straight up do not have manners and try to couch it in either some fake-woke stance or in therapy speak
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Chlo ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘€ retweeted
a lot of you guys straight up do not have manners and try to couch it in either some fake-woke stance or in therapy speak
Whatโ€™s the most boomer complaint you have?
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The chips are out of the fryer and onto the shoulders, letโ€™s go storm!!!
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Does the N in NRL stand for negative? Why donโ€™t they ever talk about the game they just go on about how much they hate Aussie rules ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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You canโ€™t say anything anymore merchant loses it over damaging a piece of fabric
It is reported demonstrators in Melbourne burnt the Australian flag. That revives a much debated question: should such an act be illegal .
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Talk about rent free- maybe do some introspection on the half empty venue doll
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Chlo ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘€ retweeted
Simone today after the pub. They fkn did it ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿฉท๐ŸฆŠ
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Chlo ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘€ retweeted
sydney fans when you mention qatar airways
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Chlo ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘€ retweeted
Women on facebook be like "Can't believe we've taken another trip around the sun together. 3 years old but with the attitude and sass of a 16 year old. You're fierce and independent and oh so cheeky. But we wouldn't have it any other way!" about their kid who is plain as fuck
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So keen to try this limited edition flavour at Rod laver tonight
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Chlo ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘€ retweeted
Erin Patterson you have been found guilty.....guilty of making a damn fine Beef Wellington
CANCEL YOUR 2PM YOUR 2:30PM MEETINGS NOW
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