Walked into a thick spiders web between two trees at 5:30am this morning and probably looked like I was at a rave for a few minutes afterwards
My latest pet hate is people using the word 'literally' all the time, even when it doesn't quite make sense. Stop it.
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In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis.
The British turned him down.
So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war.
It worked better than anyone could have imagined.
His name was Juan Pujol García. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination.
The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies.
He didn't go to Britain.
He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up.
Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports.
He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine.
The Germans loved him anyway.
Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of.
The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London.
Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world.
Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents.
When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow.
Who also didn't exist.
Then came D-Day.
Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant.
Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton.
That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him.
German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came.
The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross.
A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire.
He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war.
After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop.
For decades the world thought he was dead.
In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches.
Some of them thanked him.
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Was perusing Reddit "jewelry" to see if people wear their gold and silver 24hrs or take it off. Did not expect this hilariously casual comment! 🐺🤣🤣🤣
Some men are confused about whether having consensual sex with a woman can also mean they also get to do anal as part of the deal.
I'll explain - If you are having consensual sex with a woman, do you also consent to having a huge dildo up your arse? That's the equivalent.
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I never fall for scams. I am the only person who immediately walked out of my ‘Ali G’ interview
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BREAKING: Andy Burnham to legislate that all sellotape must come with a dispenser to prevent losing the end. The PM said, “When taping up your broken windows after a riot, there is nothing worse than losing the end of the tape. I’m ending that”
If you are in a violent relationship then leave now.
It won't change, it won't get better, it isn't 'a relationship stage'.
Your partner has shown you who they are, stop deluding yourself.
The best time to leave them is now. Make arrangements and run.
🚨 TRIGGER WARNING: DISTURBING FOOTAGE OF DOMESTIC ABUSE/MOTHER ATTACKED WHILE HOLDING HER NEWBORN BABY - VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED 🚨
This is genuinely some of the most disturbing footage I have ever seen of domestic abuse. What I've shared is only a portion of the full video.
A new mother has shared doorbell footage which she says was recorded on the very day she returned home from hospital after giving birth to her son.
After enduring childbirth, exhausted, physically vulnerable and carrying her newborn baby, she should have been returning to a home filled with love, care and support.
Instead, she says she was met with a deeply distressing confrontation involving her partner, DYLAN MAWSON, turning what should have been one of the happiest days of her life into the day her relationship ended.
Sharing the footage, she wrote:
"Whatever you do never have a child with a narcissist because this was the day I came back from the hospital after giving birth to my son."
Thankfully, this mother is now safe.
💜 October is Domestic Violence Awareness Month, and this is a devastating reminder that abuse can happen at the very moment someone is at their most vulnerable.
🦋 If you are experiencing domestic abuse, please reach out for support. You are not alone.
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A baking attempt of pig-shaped bread rolls with sausages ("pigs in a blanket") before and after baking.
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L’extrême gauche, ou la sécession des élites culturelles.
Christophe Guilluy géographe et essayiste français l’a dit mieux que personne : la gauche n’est plus la gauche dès lors qu’elle a rompu avec les classes populaires.
Et l’extrême gauche contemporaine n’est pas le soulèvement des « gens d’en bas ». C’est le sommet de la petite-moyenne bourgeoisie culturelle qui a colonisé le langage de la pauvreté pour en faire un marqueur de distinction.
Le profil type du noyau militant et intellectuel n’est pas l’ouvrier, l’employé de périphérie ou le précaire de banlieue. C’est majoritairement des femmes blanches, diplômées (Bac+3 à grandes écoles ou équivalent en sciences sociales, éducation, culture), urbaines, issues de Métropolia. Elles se veulent « proches du peuple » qu’elles prétendent défendre, mais elles en sont l’exact inverse sociologique et culturel.
Guilluy parle d’une « rupture presque anthropologique » entre ceux qui parlent du peuple et le peuple lui-même. La sociologie des militants et des porte-parole est très CSP+.
• Le mécanisme.
Depuis les années 1980, la gauche dominante a abandonné la question sociale. Elle a remplacé l’alliance des professeurs et des ouvriers par une alliance bobos des métropoles et des électorats issus de l’immigration dans les quartiers.
Résultat : les classes populaires de la France périphérique (petites villes, périurbain, zones rurales) se sont autonomisées culturellement. Elles ne se reconnaissent plus dans le récit produit par les élites intellectuelles, médiatiques et universitaires. Le peuple réel vote ailleurs. L’extrême gauche, elle, reste enfermée dans sa bulle progressiste.
• Colonisation de la pauvreté.
C’est exactement ça. On s’approprie les mots de l’oppression, de la domination et de la « décolonisation » pour y injecter des priorités qui sont celles de la bourgeoisie culturelle : questions identitaires, migratoires, de genre, écologiques radicales. Les classes populaires, elles, ont des diagnostics pragmatiques (emploi, pouvoir d’achat, sécurité, école, régulation migratoire). Guilluy le résume : les bobos sont des « Rougon-Macquart déguisés en hipster ». Ils préservent leur position, leur patrimoine immobilier, la scolarisation de leurs enfants, tout en se drapant dans la vertu. Ils pratiquent l’évitement résidentiel et scolaire tout en exigeant que les autres subissent les conséquences de leurs « croyances de luxe ».
• Le florilège des contraires.
- Ils défendent « le peuple » mais méprisent ceux qui ne partagent pas leurs codes (le « beauf », le « raciste » de périphérie).
- Ils parlent de solidarité et de diversité tout en vivant dans des cercles socialement et culturellement homogènes.
- Ils dénoncent les élites tout en formant la nouvelle élite culturelle qui a capturé l’éducation, la culture, une partie des médias et de la fonction publique.
- Ils prétendent lutter contre le capitalisme tout en étant les produits et les bénéficiaires du système éducatif et des métropoles qui concentrent les ressources.
Guilluy a cartographié le schisme : d’un côté Métropolia (les grandes villes où se concentre la bourgeoisie culturelle progressive et ses alliés électoraux), de l’autre Périphéria (la majorité ordinaire, les gens ordinaires, multiethnique mais culturellement autonome).
L’extrême gauche est le bras armé discursif de la première contre la seconde. Ce n’est pas une révolution.
C’est une sécession des élites qui se fait passer pour la voix des opprimés.
Le peuple n’a pas besoin qu’on le colonise symboliquement. Il a besoin qu’on arrête de le mépriser.
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"You reduce crime by eliminating poverty."
This is one of the greatest intellectual confusions of our century. It sounds compassionate. It feels obvious. And the moment you actually test it, it falls apart.
Let's look at the data.
First, the correlation is real. Nobody serious denies that poorer areas have more crime. In Sweden, kids from the poorest 20% of families are about 7 times more likely to be convicted of a violent crime than kids from the richest 20%.
But correlation is not causation. So Swedish researchers did something brilliant: they compared siblings. Same parents, same home, same upbringing, but different family income at different points in their childhood, because parents' income moves over time.
Result, on more than 500,000 children (Sariaslan et al., British Journal of Psychiatry, 2014): once you account for what's shared inside the family, the effect of income on violent crime goes from 7x to nothing. The hazard ratio drops to 0.95. No effect.
Finland ran the same test on 650,000 people. Same result: the income-crime link disappears when you compare siblings.
What predicts crime isn't the bank balance. It's what travels inside families.
Second test: what happens when poverty spikes for everyone at once? 2008. US unemployment doubled from 5% to nearly 10%. 15% of Americans officially poor. If poverty creates crime, crime should have exploded. Instead it fell. Year after year. Robbery, the most "economic" crime of all, dropped 10% in 2010 alone. Criminologists literally said they were stumped. Same story in the Great Depression: 25% unemployment, and crime went down in many cities.
Third test: take families out of poverty and see. The US government ran a randomized lottery called Moving to Opportunity. Thousands of families in public housing got vouchers to move to low-poverty neighborhoods. For boys, violent arrests dropped at first, property crime arrests went up, and over time the effects faded. New zip code. Same behavior.
Fourth: the claim that police don't matter. This one is just false. Chalfin et al. (American Economic Review: Insights, 2022): each additional police officer prevents about 0.1 homicides. And per capita, the lives saved are twice as many among Black victims as among white victims. The people who suffer most from "police don't matter" are the poorest neighborhoods.
So what does predict crime? The Dunedin study followed 1,000 children from birth to age 32. Self-control measured between ages 3 and 11 predicted adult criminal convictions, even after controlling for social class and IQ (Moffitt et al., PNAS, 2011). Cognitive ability matters too: across 700,000 Swedish men, lower cognitive scores at 18 track with violent convictions, and the link barely moves when you control for childhood socioeconomic status (Frisell et al., 2012).
And here's the part nobody quotes: in Dunedin, kids whose self-control improved over time did better than predicted. Behavior can change. Which means responsibility is real.
Why does this matter? Because "poverty creates crime" isn't just wrong. It's toxic.
It turns criminals into victims. The man who robbed you becomes a symptom of "the system," and you, the real victim, become a footnote in someone else's narrative.
It merges two completely different things. "You're poor, we'll help you" is one policy. "You're poor and you committed a crime, so we'll excuse you" is another. Fusing them insults the millions of poor people who work, raise their kids, and never hurt anyone. The vast majority of poor people are not criminals. That alone kills the theory.
It removes responsibility. Build a political system on "your circumstances made you do it" and you destroy the one thing that actually changes behavior: the certainty that you own your choices. Every excuse the state manufactures is an incentive.
And it feeds the state forever. If every crime is a social failure, every crime justifies a new program, a new budget, a new agency. Crime becomes the business model of bureaucracy.
The alternative is simple and old.
A lighter state that protects instead of explains. The same rules for everyone, from the projects or from a gated community. Certain, swift punishment for anyone who commits a crime. And never, ever telling someone their crime was written in their social condition.
Treating someone as responsible is respecting them. Excusing someone because they're poor is the most condescending thing you can do to them.
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waking up to a vinted delivery you don't remember ordering is like receiving a gift from a secret admirer. unfortunately the admirer is a shitfaced version of yourself
Quite fancy watching Heart of the Beast but am scared that the dog will die at the end and I'll be sobbing in the cinema.
Based on the little bit I've read about what male witnesses in the Russell Brand trial are saying, I'm hoping his legal team are advising him to bring a toothbrush on the day of the verdict
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The entire covid saga summed up in less than 2.5 mins.
Absolutely on the money, and hilarious AF 😭👌🏻⚡️
Took my dog to a wildlife park today. The only animals he cared/got excited about were the pigs, emus and zebras. Didn't give a shit about lions, giraffes, rhinos or camels but was scared of a pink pigeon and a mongoose.
This is remarkable. Locking up the kind of people who commit the majority of bad crimes means society becomes more pleasant and safe for everyone. Who knew?
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My latest pronouns can only be performed by a full orchestra after months of practice. Anyone who does not use them when greeting me will be cancelled faster than an apolitical celebrity.
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108 years ago today, a red-headed farmer from Pall Mall, Tennessee did something in the Argonne Forest that still doesn't seem real.
Alvin York grew up dirt poor, a hard drinker and brawler, until a religious conversion in his twenties changed his whole life. When the draft notice came in 1917, he asked to be exempted as a conscientious objector. His church opposed war and so did he. The Army said no.
His battalion commander spent hours going through the Bible with him, trying to convince him that a man could fight and still be right with God. York went home on leave, prayed on it for two days on a mountainside, and came back ready.
On the morning of October 8, 1918, York was one of 17 men sent to slip behind German lines and knock out machine guns near Chatel-Chehery, France. They surprised a group of Germans and captured them. Then the machine guns on the ridge above opened up. Six Americans were killed instantly and three more went down wounded, including the sergeant in charge.
That left Cpl. York in command of seven men, most of them pinned flat guarding prisoners.
So York went to work. Every time a German gunner raised his head to fire, York shot him. He'd been shooting turkeys in the Tennessee hills since he was a kid and he was not missing at that range. When six Germans charged him with bayonets, he drew his pistol and dropped all six, starting with the last man and working forward, so the ones in front wouldn't realize what was happening.
A German officer, Lt. Paul Vollmer, emptied his pistol at York and missed every shot. Watching his men fall one after another, Vollmer finally called out in English and offered to surrender the whole position if York would stop shooting.
York agreed. Then he used Vollmer to order other German positions to give up as they marched back through the woods.
By the time he reached American lines, York had killed 25 men and was herding 132 prisoners in front of him with a handful of survivors.
When a general told him he'd heard York captured the whole German army, York said "No sir. I got only 132."
He was promoted to sergeant and received the Medal of Honor. New York threw him a ticker tape parade. Companies offered him a fortune to endorse their products and he turned almost all of it down. He went home to Tennessee, married his sweetheart, and spent years raising money to build a school for kids in the mountains who had no shot at an education.
When Hollywood finally made his story in 1941, he agreed partly to fund a Bible school. Gary Cooper won the Oscar for playing him.
The man who didn't want to go to war became the most famous American soldier of it.























