Soren Drache

"Speak in English so Parker can understand you." Nods.

-- '@WindsEmbodiment, I know I missed our prom, but if you'll let me make it up to you, I think...

"I keep getting distracted by my own awesomeness."

"And here I thought you /liked/ that I wasn't homosexual. Considering we're dating, and all."

"I WANT ONE. . I mean, sure, @WindsEmbodiment. If you'd like. ."

#BestBoyfriendAwardGoesToMe.

- a hasty scrawl. 'You always say chocolate makes you fat, so I got you something else. Happy Easter. ~ Parker'

Trying to be all stealthy and ninja-like, Parker stole into @WindsEmbodiment's cabin and dropped this on her bed with a note written in -

"A hippo and a liger. . Where am I supposed to fit in on the bed?!"

"@WindsEmbodiment: I have "Bad Boy" by Cascada stuck in my head. [Groans quietly.]" "My theme song." Sassily walks before tripping on air.

"My girlfriend is crazy. She /likes/ spiders!"

"I am a /man/. I am a /manly/ man! I am a --. ." Parker saw a large tarantula and squealed.

". . . But I want to be your only cuddle buddy."

Coughs. "Did I say I thought I was better than you? . . I meant, /you're/ better than me. ." He nodded quickly.

"Georgy, I will drag you back to the cabin and lock you in if you so much as touch Soren."

"WHAT. No. No sexy time. Apollo would skin me alive, and Hecate would probably turn me into a chipmunk."

"Well. One girl wants to rip off my head, the other wants me to rip off my shirt. And neither are my girlfriend."