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Omo Ore-Òfé retweeted
Hello @JumiaNigeria, I am formally challenging your decision to cancel Order No. 1389655826.
You published a voucher code on your official X account, invited customers to use it, and your platform accepted it.
I successfully completed checkout, received an order confirmation and my order was marked "Waiting to be Shipped.
You subsequently deleted the promotional tweet and cancelled my order without providing any explanation.
I did not manipulate your platform, manufacture a voucher or violate any promotional conditions communicated to customers.
I simply used a promotion published by your verified account which you made a prior notification.
This raises serious concerns about fair trading practices and consumer protection under Sections 123, 124 and 128 of Nigeria's Federal Competition and Consumer Protection Act 2018.
I have preserved the evidence, including the original promotional link, screenshots, order confirmation and cancellation notification.
I am demanding an explanation, reinstatement and fulfilment of my order.
I am also escalating this matter to the @fccpcnigeria and reserve my right to pursue appropriate legal remedies.
Being a longstanding customer who has spent nearly ₦2 million on your platform, this treatment is particularly disappointing.
I expect a proper response, not an automated apology.
original post link : xitter.cf/JumiaNigeria/status/21…
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Omo Ore-Òfé retweeted
Came out of hiatus to say that I had my first “healing by laying of hands” experience this last week.
Breast lumps melt away, scheduled surgery is canceled, glory to Jesus on high!
Omo Ore-Òfé retweeted
What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
Omo Ore-Òfé retweeted
“Not paying attention to politics” works when you’re a teenager, but it’s an embarrassingly privileged and immature stance as an adult. Grow up.
Omo Ore-Òfé retweeted
This is why PO should never agree to deputize anyone again. The position of the VP has little or no effect in driving any meaningful change.
Osibanjo was VP for 8 years, but his strongest period of executive influence was during Buhari’s absence. He activated Ease of Doing Business, made decisions in the Northeast on insurgency, dismissed Lawal Daura. In those few months, the whole country felt that something was moving.
Unfortunately, he is likely to be remembered for contributing to this mess we have found ourselves in.
Omo Ore-Òfé retweeted
Wait he’s moving in a 4 car convoy? He’s also driving himself in that avalon? Abeg o
Omo Ore-Òfé retweeted
There are women who will go all out like this to make their men happy and do lovely things to beautify their lives but a lot of you will put up with women who won’t even lift a finger for you and will keep pumping money into her like she’s a deity
God will strike you all dead
Cologne quest!!!
A GOAT fr
This guy is so good at his craft!
So apparently Rihanna posted a video of herself few days ago and she tried to hide the name of the perfume she sprayed on herself. This young Nigerian perfume cologne expert was able to detect the perfume, he revealed the name and Rihanna had to comment on his page that he was right.
Nice stuff.
Omo Ore-Òfé retweeted
Udah sering ngingetin ini ke org” terdekatku, tp kadang banyak yg bebal. Emg org tuh gaakan kapok kl blm kejadian sendiri
Cowok gue masuk kamar mandi bawa HP. Eh, 45 menit kemudian dia teriak kenceng banget dari dalam. Pas gue gedor, mukanya pucat pasi. Dan pas gue lihat, air kloset udah merah penuh darah segar! Gue kira dia pendarahan lambung atau usus!
Langsung gue seret dia ke IGD malam itu juga. Di sana dia keringat dingin nahan perih di area "bawah". Pas dokter bedah selesai meriksa, beliau nanya satu hal yang bikin cowok gue nunduk malu sekaligus ketakutan.
"Masnya kebiasaan banget ya nongkrong di kloset bawa HP sampai setengah jam lebih buat scrolling sosmed?"
Dokter ngehela napas panjang, terus ngebeberin fakta anatomi yang bikin gue ikutan merinding, karena gue juga sering gitu!
Katanya, dudukan kloset duduk bikin postur otot panggul kita kendor. Gaya gravitasi bakal narik seluruh beban tubuh ke satu titik, yaitu pembuluh darah di sekitar rektum (dubur). Ditambah lagi, kita sering ngeden keras karena posturnya kurang pas.
Karena asyik main HP dan lupa waktu, darah numpuk dan kejebak di pembuluh darah bawah itu. Akhirnya pembuluhnya bengkak ekstrem, pecah, dan keluar jadi benjolan berdarah.
Dalam dunia medis, ini namanya hemoroid akut (ambeien pecah). Pantes aja darahnya netes banyak banget!
Yang bikin gue pucat, dokter bilang, "Kalau kebiasaan ini diterusin, benjolan ususnya bisa turun keluar semua (prolaps) dan mati jaringan. Satu-satunya jalan harus operasi potong rektum!"
Gila, ngebayangin dubur dipotong cuma gara-gara main HP?!
Balik dari RS, aturan keras di rumah: DILARANG bawa HP ke WC!
Menurut kalian, kebiasaan main HP sambil BAB ini masih sering dianggap sepele nggak sih?
Omo Ore-Òfé retweeted
Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
