Lover of The Simpsons, Roberto Carlos, Leighton Baines, Carbonara and (unfortunately) Everton. He/Him #DontBuyTheSun
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Joined July 2010
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I'd love Everton to sign Karim Benzema, Sergio Ramos or Paul Pogba.
Mainly because their wages would be so high it would liquidate the club, the Blues would cease to exist and I could finally be happy.
🚨💡 Some of the main free agents currently available on the market.
🇫🇷 Paul Pogba
🏴 Jadon Sancho
🇪🇸 Dani Carvajal
🇪🇸 Sergio Ramos
🇫🇷 Karim Benzema
🇦🇹 David Alaba
🇧🇷 Philippe Coutinho
🇨🇮 Yves Bissouma
🏴 Raheem Sterling
🇩🇿 Riyad Mahrez
🇺🇦 Oleksandr Zinchenko
🇨🇮 Wilfried Zaha
🇭🇷 Marcelo Brozović
🇵🇹 Renato Sanches
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Everton's move for Folarin Balogun is off. Terms of fee were renegotiated with Monaco but Everton claim the player had a late change of heart. David Moyes left with a smaller squad than last season and only Thierno Barry as a striker. Shambles.
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Selling Beto and his replacement has failed his medical and we have one (not very good) striker in the entire club. This is very funny
🚨BREAKING! - Folarin Balogun has failed his Everton medical. The deal could collapse despite Monaco and Everton reached a full agreement
(Source - @FabriceHawkins )
Selling Beto and his replacement has failed his medical and we have one (not very good) striker in the entire club. This is very funny
🚨BREAKING! - Folarin Balogun has failed his Everton medical. The deal could collapse despite Monaco and Everton reached a full agreement
(Source - @FabriceHawkins )
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If Everton sell Armstrong, Ndiaye and or O’Brien, then there are much bigger questions to be asked. It has the feel of a club demolishing rather than building
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Only club to be told that being relegated and then consequently winning promotion is better than not getting relegated
“Since the turn of the century, Everton are the only club currently in the top four divisions of English football who have neither experienced the exhilaration of winning a trophy nor had the rush of securing a promotion”
Just over three decades on from Everton’s last silverware-winning season, fans feel that the club has stagnated.
@DKingTelegraph explores what needs to change in Merseyside to bring back the spark ⬇️
telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
In preparation for the years of torment, sorrow and misery that Odysseus suffered in The Odyssey, Matt Damon method acted and set himself up as an Everton fan.
The only torture comparable to Homer’s great epic.
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Reckon there'll be separate toilets on airplanes now too? Or you reckon we will just get on with it like normal people who aren't obsessed with genitals & signs on toilets
From 5 August, thousands of single-sex toilets will need to change to be birth sex only
news.sky.com/story/from-5-au…
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Pickford is always a good barometer on whether people have a clue about football, and whether their opinions are based on what their eyes see or what they read. That stat alone is mental
Big Dunc, what a legend.
I said that 3-1 Chelsea game was my favourite ever game “those were the days” he replied. Up the toffees
Due to bad weather and high altitude, FIFA have decided to move England vs Mexico from the Azteca to the peak of Olympus Mons
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Department of Banging on about the Hacienda
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham will create a "No 10 in the North" that will move parts of the Downing Street operation to Manchester
[@FT]