Feckin gardens gan to shite! That tree needs pruning!

Frogs take advantage of Paris riots and gather for mass exodus before leg amputations!

Albanian rioters resort to using weapons!

Those were the days when your Mam could leave you outside the shop without worrying and feck off with her mates for the weekend, come back and wonder why you're still there! 😒😒

Asked my Doctor if he had anything for wind! He gave me a kite! 🙄😒🫣

Mrs Macaroon gets bloody angry at situation in Paris!

In the first planet of the apes film which monkey did Charlton Heston play 🤔

Its happened before 🤪

Blaze at Houses of Parliament started by MPs pants setting on fire 🔥

Accidentally knocked a dwarf off his bike today! Said he wasn't happy! I said which one are you then 🤔

Who was the first person to declare that a badgers arse was rough and how did he get so close 😳🤔

What do you call a man in the sea with no arms and legs? Bob! 🤭🙄😒

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It won't work Elon you big tit 🙄

Crawling twat 🙄

Why doesn't anyone climb in here with us? Bastards 😒

What twat done this! The Beatles were white ffs 🙄🤨

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Thought Long John Silver was white with a tan but not a feckin jungle bunny??🙄😳😒